Friday, 2 April 2010

Cadbury's Creme Eggs: How Do You Eat Yours? +++Updated+++






These are just a few ideas that I came up with
but I'm sure that you can do much better ;-)

I'll check back at the end of the day
and knock up some more ads for the best suggestions.

Happy Easter!


+++UPDATE+++

Here's a few more, following some
excellent suggestions in the comments ....
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16 comments:

  1. Houdini2 April 2010 at 09:07

    I might make another with a cream egg in where Browns false eye is, and the slogan... :-)

    BTW: Remember our old friend Gary Elsby, the fucking Labour mong? Well he's turned up in the news!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8600237.stm

    The constituency secretary of the local Labour party, Gary Elsby, said he would announce shortly if he would stand as an independent.

    It must be getting bad when anything Labour cock sucking sycophantic cunts like that are thinking of standing against the party!

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  2. Conan the Librarian™2 April 2010 at 09:27

    Katie Price sucks hers through a garden hose.

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  3. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 13:23

    Class - just a shame no Mark Outten: "I eat mine while covered with crap".

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  4. microdave2 April 2010 at 13:25

    Katie Price - who??? - Oh, you mean Jordan....

    I've still got a picture of her somewhere, before she became hideously inflated, and took on her alter-ego!

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  5. microdave2 April 2010 at 13:31

    Sharon Shoesmith - "I don't buy my own, I eat Baby P's instead"

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  6. Catosays2 April 2010 at 14:05

    I thought Mandy should have said...'I suck it out with a straw@

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  7. salfordian2 April 2010 at 15:01

    tony blair,i eat mine while lying through my fucking teeth...

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  8. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 16:39

    Elliot Morley: I'll only eat one if somebody else pays for it.

    Liam Donaldson: Creme Eggs carry the H1N1 virus. A mass inoculation is needed to prevent an estimated 60,000 deaths a year.
    Probably

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  9. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 18:01

    Gordon Brown, "I stare intently at it with my gimpy eye whilst my hands reach in the till looking for the next one to filch after the public's been distracted by the 4,000 some petty crimes I've created to keep them all worried and distracted and busy grassing on one another instead of noticing my filching of the eggs."

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  10. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner2 April 2010 at 23:25

    Edwina Curry...

    "I only eat mine after they've been sterilized, as they've all got salmonella."

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  11. banned2 April 2010 at 23:26

    Harriet Harman "I eat mine by confiscating all of them to share with my favorite sisters".

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  12. Captain Haddock3 April 2010 at 10:41

    banned said...

    Harriet Harman "I eat mine by confiscating all of them to share with my favorite sisters".

    I say ...

    "Or with my husband, whom in order to get him a good, safe seat on the gravy train ..I put before all my high-faluting principles .. to make sure he was the only man on & top of my list of All Female Parliamentary Candidates"

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  13. Joe Public3 April 2010 at 16:12

    Or, as bristoldave might say:-

    "Rapidly, before they shut our factory"

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)3 April 2010 at 20:23

    I line up a dozen on a table and sniff them up through a straw into my nose.

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  15. Anonymous4 April 2010 at 11:27

    I like to Fondle mine but I'm too ashamed to tell you my name.

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  16. Gildas21 June 2010 at 21:20

    So fucking funny! And so fucking accurate
    Oops, forgive me for swearing, Lord
    Gildas the Scribe

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