Sunday, 28 March 2010

Anyone But Gordon +++Updated+++

A new series of Tory Posters have just been launched, targeting the many shortfalls of Gordon Brown. Here is one of the originals ......


There are seven in total and these are the other 6 messages:
• I let 80,000 criminals out early
• I took billions from pensions
• I doubled the tax rate for the poor
• I lost £6 billion selling off Britain's gold
• I caused record youth unemployment
• I increased the gap between rich and poor

Good points indeed but the unelected, mono eyed, snot gobbling, bully boy has made so many fuck ups over the last few years that I'm sure we can add a few more suggestions of our own.

Here's one from me for starters ......


I'll be adding more (probably sweary ones) but in the meantime why not have a go yourself. Either leave your suggestions in the comments or feel free to make use of this blank poster........

click image to enlarge and download

Go on, fill your boots.
You know you want to ;-)

Incidentally, the idea for these new Tory posters isn't a million miles away from my earlier Be Stupid Campaign.
Just saying ;-)


+++UPDATES+++









I have now set up a dedicated page
where you can view all the alternative posters.

Keep checking
 The 'Anyone But Gordon' Poster Page
for all the latest additions ;-)
.New

53 comments:

  1. How's about....I'm a complete Twat....vote for me!

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  2. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 10:49

    "I'll throw my Nokia at you .. if you don't vote for me" ...

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  3. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 10:51

    "My legacy to your children & your children's children, will be millions of pounds worth of debt .. vote for me" ..

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  4. Shall be having fun with these...

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  5. Thanks for all your excellent suggestions. Keep them coming and I'll update the main post with some of them, as and when I can.

    Special thanks to Stop Common Purpose for the links to his creations. Just click on them to take a look ;-)

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  6. He really is a loathsome piece of shit, so much so that it would be easy to keep pumping more of these out all day.

    P.S. Thanks for the template....

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  7. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 11:40

    "I lied about the Immigration figures
    and have allowed unsustainable numbers into the country .. for my own selfish purposes .. vote for me" ..

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  8. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 11:42

    "I don't care how far down the shitter the UK goes .. just as long as I can remain in power .. vote for me" ..

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  9. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 11:46

    "Every thing I touch goes Tits-up .. but I couldn't care less because in the end, I'll be bomb-proof .. vote for me"

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  10. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 11:48

    "My Pension is safe .. that's guaranteed .. Fuck the rest of you .. vote for me" ..

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  11. Captain Haddock28 March 2010 at 11:55

    "I couldn't give a shit how many British Troops either die or get wounded in Afghanistan .. just so long as I can continue playing at being a World Statesman .. and arse-lick round Omaha .. vote for me" ..

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  12. The "I promised to end Boom & Bust" is only half wrong

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  13. I did much to fuck the economy but seem to be getting away with it.

    VOTE FOR ME.

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  14. Help me win my first leadership election. Vote for me.

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  15. Nice one Widders but don't be shy, you should have added a link to your version ;-)

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  16. Cameron's a bloody idiot, forking out hundreds of thousands having these posters done.

    Gotty would have done the job 10 times better for a tenth of the cost.

    Someone should start a fund to hire several bill board spaces across the country to display G.O.T.s best creations.

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  17. I'm A Snot Eater

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  18. http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8964/gb6g.jpg

    http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/2804/gb5.jpg

    http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4879/gb4y.jpg

    http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/537/gb3m.jpg

    http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3451/gb1o.jpg

    WV: supeepun

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  19. Great stuff Jim!

    Thanks for the links to your creations. I've also added a few of your images to the dedicated 'Anyone But Gordon' page
    page ;-)

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  20. My baby died.
    Vote for me.

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  21. @TS
    Thanks for the kind words.
    I'm sure that we could have rustled up a excellent campaign between the pair of us ;-)

    If I had the money for the billboards, I'd do it.
    What fun ;-)

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  22. Billy
    Thanks for the link. Nice work ;-)

    Norman
    I've done your version and added it to the new page ;-)

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  23. Bring On The Revolution28 March 2010 at 15:34

    "I sold you all of to EUSSR without even giving you a referendum" Now the cheeky cunt thinks we should still elect him, just fuck off and die Brown you fuckwitted socialist commie cunt!
    "I allowed all the muzzie terrorist scum to come in and colonise your neighbourhood and your country and paid out untold billions of pounds in benefits to Somali scroungers and other assorted criminal pikey scum and put them before idigenous hard working Brits" Vote for me!

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  24. Gotty...done some more over at my place. If you'd like them...help yourself.

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  25. Cheers Cato, I'll stop by later ;-)

    Anon 00:32 & BOTR
    Yours have now been added ;-)

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  26. Got a very clever one I'm about to upload to my blog.

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  27. Bring On The Revolution28 March 2010 at 19:33

    I thought of another one G.O.T!
    "I blatantly lied through my teeth to the Chilcott enquiry about funding for the troops, then paid a cynical visit to the troops serving in Afghanistan the very next day" What a cunt, does he really believe I'm going to be stupid enough to vote for him!
    Also this is the man who proclaimed that "I saved the world from finincial disaster" Look at the fucking state this country is now in because of that cunt, Fuck off and die Brown!! Another one, "I caved in to the Commie, socialist unions that hold the country to ransom, just like my other fuckwit Labour predecessor by the name of sunshine bus sunny Jimmy"

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  28. After the youth crime statistics were buried until after the elcetion, how about "Tough on crime figures, tough on the sources of crime figures!"

    What's the font for these by the way? Looks like Impact?

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  29. If only you could get that lot printed on rolls of sticky labels about 4 inches wide, about a million rolls, tell school children it is illegal to possess them, and they will naturally do the opposite and collect them, then spread the word that the new fashion is to plaster them all over the place, of course kids love fashion.

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  30. TS
    Thanks, nice one and duly added to the 'Anyone But Gordon' collection ;-)

    Any takers for the excellent sticker suggestion, by TS??

    Cato
    Have added a couple of yours too ;-)

    Hughes
    Have knocked up your idea as well. Thanks.

    Btw, well spotted on the font. Impact it is but I did have to expand it a few % in the horizontal, to get a match with the original ;-)

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  31. BOTR
    I almost forgot......exactly how big do you think a poster would have to be to fit all that lot onto? LOL ;-)

    Never stop keeping on, keeping on mate.
    Just lurv the rants ;-)

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  32. Bring On The Revolution28 March 2010 at 22:59

    G.O.T
    Once I get going on my rants I can never stop, I could quite literally go on for ever expressing my absolute dusgust and distain at this utterly useless corrupt and incompetent shower of shit that somehow passes as a government. I nominate as a complete total and utter brain dead fuckwit of a cunt ANYONE that even contemplates voting Labour! God fucking help us if we get another 5 years of this bunch of useless wankers!!!!
    Long live G.O.T and freedom of speech!!!!

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  33. I think this has a message, and me chuckle too, even if I do say so myself ;-)

    http://houdinishideout.blogspot.com/2010/03/jst-for-got.html

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  34. Houdini
    Already spotted and added to the collection ;-)

    Love it!

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  35. How about...

    In spite of wrecking the country for 13 years, some of you want more and will still
    Vote for me.

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  36. How about...

    In spite of wrecking the country for 13 years, some of you want more and will still
    Vote for me.

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  37. Brilliant, Gotty, I've nicked the lot, mate! Got one or two in mind for the blank one. ;-)

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  38. I'm a one eyed cunt faced wank stain cunt. Vote for me. You know it makes sense.

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  39. More possible "vote for me"s -

    I hate Bliar as well
    I'll waste your last penny
    I'll let in another million
    I increased violent crime
    I lied about violent crime
    I'll steal the rest of your pension
    I lied over Lisbon
    I hate fair elections
    Peter pulls my strings
    I lied to Chilcot

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  40. Great,but why give the underhand loathsome liar respect by using his Christian name in the posters.Should be replaced with Brown.

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  41. Rog
    Done and added to the collection ;-)

    John R
    Thanks for the list. I've done a couple of those for you andadded them too ;-)

    Spidey
    Nice work mate and, of course, duly added to the collection

    LiebourLoather
    Fair comment.
    I've changed the strapline accordingly on a couple of the new posters. Can you spot them? ;-)

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  42. Yep,nice one GOT,happy now!

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  43. I was taught to smile by an autistic child. Vote for me.

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  44. Papps
    NIce one....and added

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  45. Dear GOT

    What is the Black font?

    I might do one myself.

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  46. Check the comments Marvo, that question has already been asked ;-)

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  47. Thanks, GOT.

    I never say anything original, nor even ask anything original. It's what I'm best at

    :-) << unnecessary smiley

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  48. I've been fucked by Peter Mandelson
    and he can fuck you too if you.....
    VOTE FOR ME

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