Monday, 11 January 2010

Bonkers Gordon Caption Competition


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23 comments:

  1. Grandad11 January 2010 at 13:10

    Have either of you chaps got the antidote to the superglue? I seem to have done that thing with my fingers again.

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  2. banned11 January 2010 at 14:24

    Mandys thinking " We really can't go on like this, how many more times do I have to save this cretin?"

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  3. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 14:45

    Gordon:

    "Fear not mere mortals, for I now have the backing of a new Strategic advisor who will run an election campaign, from inside my head."

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  4. Fidothedog11 January 2010 at 14:51

    "We have all come to the conclusion that Gordon, don't take it the wrong way, but your a fucking cunt."

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  5. Clarinda11 January 2010 at 15:07

    Mandelson ponders...
    "We've tried everything, if the Mexican Finger trap doesn't work there's only exploding underpants left".

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  6. Uncle Marvo11 January 2010 at 15:07

    If I hold them like this you can't see the blood, can you?

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  7. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 16:11

    Mandy - "Oh no he's pulling *that* face - he's followed through again.."

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  8. Amusing Bunni11 January 2010 at 16:14

    They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing "itsy bitsy spider with his fingers? He needs to set up the table seating for lunch, it's already 5:30 pm for fuck's sake".

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  9. Demetrius11 January 2010 at 16:29

    Mine is the biggest one.

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  10. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 16:42

    And as you can see gentlemen our climate czar Ed would have brought his 'settled science' but the dog ate it.

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  11. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 17:57

    'yes I know I'm a complete cunt everyone tells me that'

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  12. Tony Blair11 January 2010 at 18:50

    Mandelson

    "Who Farted?"

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  13. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 19:20

    Ed casually adopts defensive posture, much to Mandy's annoyance

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  14. Captain Haddock11 January 2010 at 19:23

    "This is the Church and here's the steeple ... I can fool all of the people" ..

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  15. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 20:14

    ...and what is your favourite biscuit Prime Mentalist?

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  16. Anonymous11 January 2010 at 20:16

    Flunky: How do you keep a cunt in suspense

    P.M.: I don't know

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  17. Captain Haddock11 January 2010 at 20:24

    "How do you keep a cunt in suspense" ?

    With the latest "Jack Ketch" tie ...

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  18. Joe Public11 January 2010 at 21:06

    "Let me introduce you to my successor. And his boss."

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  19. Hairy Arsed Bloke11 January 2010 at 23:23

    Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's a Púca. He is my closest adviser. I trust everything that he and the other voices in my head say. Not like these two here; I can’t trust them.”

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  20. Anonymous12 January 2010 at 00:41

    So that's agreed then, Global Tax it is.

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  21. Gobshite12 January 2010 at 10:17

    'Preparations A to G were failures. I now present you Preparation H!'

    'What's that Milime?'

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  22. Lauren Simcock12 January 2010 at 13:47

    McSnot. ' Hold your hands like this and prey to me peasant,for I am the saviour of the world.'Amen.

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  23. Any Colour but Brown17 January 2010 at 14:17

    You know, masturbation is a wonderful release.

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