Thursday, 6 August 2009

Not Too Safe For Work


See how close you can get to the exact answer
that I have written down on the back
of an empty bank account statement and
placed into the safe at G.O.T. Towers.

It should be staring you in the face ;-)
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35 comments:

  1. Henry North London 2.06 August 2009 at 13:28

    three are men wearing scary makeup and one is a cunt


    Wv cortest... Almost

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  2. Goodnight Vienna6 August 2009 at 13:36

    Is that Heath Ledger? If so is the answer that he's the only dead tw@t?

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  3. Anonymous6 August 2009 at 14:07

    Gordon's the odd one out. He is the only cunt there who isn't joking.

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  4. Oldrightie6 August 2009 at 14:34

    HL is the odd one out. The only one not a Queynte.

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  5. Sue6 August 2009 at 15:10

    Just one useful c*nt there, the rest are useless?

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  6. Unknown6 August 2009 at 15:46

    I only wish I could see the cunts face...but there's too much makeup!

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  7. Snarky Basterd6 August 2009 at 16:02

    A perfect fucking likeness. Gotta close the window now. I ignored your "not safe for work" warning.

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  8. Anonymous6 August 2009 at 17:46

    Thanks to all of you that have had a go!

    Great suggestions so far and funny as fuck they are too but no-one has got it spot on yet. However, a couple of you are quite close ;-)

    Keep trying, I'm sure someone will twig it in the end.

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  9. Ginro6 August 2009 at 18:11

    The joker is the odd one out because he isn't a pussy.

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  10. Ginro6 August 2009 at 18:16

    ...or the only one that isn't a twat, cunt, or whichever way you want to put it.

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  11. The End (Bye Bye!)6 August 2009 at 19:13

    Three cunts and a dead Australian actor?

    GOT: Your "Brown Joker" is way better than mine... boo hooo... ya bastard! ;-)

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  12. Barking Spider6 August 2009 at 20:05

    Heath Ledger only played the part of a fictional cunt, the other three are real cunts.

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  13. j6 August 2009 at 20:07

    There's only one Brown twat (Copyright: D Cameron)

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  14. Robin B'stard MP6 August 2009 at 20:38

    The cunt.

    The other three all look like they've been down on it during rag week.

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  15. Anonymous6 August 2009 at 21:30

    Three red cunts and one dead cunt?

    Or is that just the colour that the vagina has appeared?

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  16. All Seeing Eye6 August 2009 at 22:03

    Brilliant (as usual!) but no way I can cross-post this one. Excellent effort.

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  17. Anonymous6 August 2009 at 22:57

    Ooh another couple of close ones!

    Hint: The ones that are close are missing a vital adjective, if that's of any help ;-)

    Gigs
    Not my work but sent to me by a mutual friend of ours but rest assured I'm still a bastard. Pigsy reminds me everyday!

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  18. Anonymous6 August 2009 at 23:21

    Heath Ledger was the only one with balls enough to kill himself?

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  19. Dark Lochnagar7 August 2009 at 02:13

    The cunt is the only one, who when it's lips move, isn't lying to you.

    The cunt is the only one with pink instead of red lips.

    They're all twats but only one is a hairy twat.

    Only one went to Heriot Watt uni.

    The cunt is the only one that's carpeted.

    "You've got a lovely big fanny, fanny fanny"he said. "you don't have to repeat yourself", she said.
    "I didn't, it was the echo" he replied.

    Getting too obscure now!

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  20. Barking Spider7 August 2009 at 02:14

    "Proper" cunts?

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  21. Snarky Basterd7 August 2009 at 03:18

    They're all fucking fuck the fuck off cunts?

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  22. Robin B'stard MP7 August 2009 at 09:58

    The Cunt, as it cant help being a cunt.

    Or.....

    Brown, as he's the biggest cunt out of the 4.

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  23. Goodnight Vienna7 August 2009 at 10:54

    Four tw@ts but only one of them is useful.

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  24. Anonymous7 August 2009 at 12:43

    really want to know now

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  25. Anonymous7 August 2009 at 13:38

    Ok then, the clue is in the picture of the 'lady front bottom'. It's subtle of course but it will lead you to the answer ;-)

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  26. Warsteiner7 August 2009 at 15:19

    The lady's is the only vertical gash ?

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  27. Robin B'stard MP7 August 2009 at 16:15

    Ah yes, the other three licked all the jam off!

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  28. moorlandhunter7 August 2009 at 16:55

    GOT, you do make me laugh. Please keep me rib tickled with your satire.

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  29. The End (Bye Bye!)7 August 2009 at 18:46

    Come on, mate. What's the answer?

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  30. Joe Public7 August 2009 at 20:41

    OK, we give up.

    Post your answer before everyone forgets you've asked a question!

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  31. j7 August 2009 at 20:46

    One badly needs a shave?

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  32. Anonymous8 August 2009 at 07:46

    Ok then here is the answer!

    Heath Ledger, the dead actor, is of course the odd one out. All the others really are lying cunts!

    Btw, if you had clicked on the pic, the answer was in the name of the jpg ;-)

    Thanks to all of you for joining in the fun and maybe I'll do another one of these sometime ;-)

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  33. Dark Lochnagar9 August 2009 at 02:37

    G.O.T. Who says he's dead. He's working in a chippy in Bradford alonside Michael Jackson.

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  34. Anonymous9 August 2009 at 10:47

    Many a true word DL ;-)

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  35. Amusing Bunni11 August 2009 at 01:47

    Yippiee, I guessed it, HL was out...the rest were the 3, well you know!

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