Bringing Sharia Law to the Prols. Mandy: "I introduce to you the male burkha. Not only can I marry four at one time, I can also divorce by saying "I Civiless you, I Civiless, you I Civiless you".
This is G.O.T.'s blog not Sun fucking wingo bingo or a scratch and fucking sniff snotto lotto card!
Awh, ok then maybe I can think of something seeing as there seems to be some excellent suggestions so far. Mind you, I'll have to be in a better fucking mood than I'm in at the moment.
"I think it is obscene that people are able to share music and film files on the internet and i intend to get the practise made illegal including the confiscation of the criminals computer as soon as possible, however having a pygmy sized amazonian midget with a twelve inch cock give it you up the brown star wil be made available on the NHS soon but will only be free to the unemployed and asylum seekers"
If it was just a bit thicker I would marry the little old cunt.
ReplyDeleteI am replacing Gordon with this.
ReplyDeleteMandlesons doctor shows off tool used in prostate operation.
ReplyDelete"Do you want me to give you a tune on your Clarinet?"
ReplyDeleteGives the same psychological assuage, and stays legal!
ReplyDeleteMeet my new friend Cassanunder, the world's greatest lover-dwarf.
ReplyDelete(With apologies to TP)
Little man with a big prick.
ReplyDeleteMandy " I suppose a blow job is out of the question"
ReplyDeleteWhere's my prize?
ReplyDeleteBringing Sharia Law to the Prols. Mandy: "I introduce to you the male burkha. Not only can I marry four at one time, I can also divorce by saying "I Civiless you, I Civiless, you I Civiless you".
ReplyDeleteI am minted, this little gut tells me he is a head-hunter!!
ReplyDeleteSay hello to my little boyfriend!
ReplyDelete(In a bad Cuban accent)
small man with a big tool
ReplyDeletePM:'At last!! someone who's genuinely pleased to see me.'
ReplyDeleteWhen Reinaldo has a headache, i just blow this one up!
ReplyDeletePrize?
ReplyDeleteDid some fucker say prize?
This is G.O.T.'s blog not Sun fucking wingo bingo or a scratch and fucking sniff snotto lotto card!
Awh, ok then maybe I can think of something seeing as there seems to be some excellent suggestions so far. Mind you, I'll have to be in a better fucking mood than I'm in at the moment.
Keep going . . . .
"I think it is obscene that people are able to share music and film files on the internet and i intend to get the practise made illegal including the confiscation of the criminals computer as soon as possible, however having a pygmy sized amazonian midget with a twelve inch cock give it you up the brown star wil be made available on the NHS
ReplyDeletesoon but will only be free to the unemployed and asylum seekers"
He looks good enough to eat ( and we ain't talkin 'bout the black guy here either )
ReplyDeleteWives wear bangles for ever-longer necks. (Pigmy face superimposed by Microsoft).
ReplyDelete"You said I had to be with Gourdon Brown"
ReplyDeleteGourd-on-Brown geddit?
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