PS: I'm now looking forward to using "no comment as I might "inchlamydiate" myself, down the local nick tomorrow after the inevitable conretemp at the polling station.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Fuck," says God, "I'll never get the smell off the fish"
Dude that is fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If not a little gross!)
ReplyDeleteBTW . . . it's all a bit long isnt it? lmfao
ReplyDeletelet me get this right: your saying hazel blears is a CUNT?..oh ok, just checking. continue!
ReplyDeletePMSL You utter bastard. New keyboard required. Is that a GM crop?
ReplyDeleteNow that is a work of art.
ReplyDelete5000 copies of these thrown from the highest carpark of Salford should do the trick. hehehe ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's never too late to insult the departing ginger squirrel.
ReplyDeletePS: I had to look at that picture for a while before I realised what it was!
Might I suggest that you add some lips for the vaginally challenged?
How does the GOT know that she doesn't shave?
ReplyDeleteWe should be told.
(laughs)
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not Gigits I was actually trying to be 'subtle' for a change!
Sorry about the keyboard Lawson, best ask the 'ginger cunt' to get you a new one on her expenses!
TheEye will appreciate that I am unable to answer that question on the grounds that I might 'inchlamydiate' myself!
Fuck charging her for it. It's the best 3 quid I've ever spent! (not including the vino.)
ReplyDeleteSubtle? You, GOT? Get outta town!
ReplyDeleteWhere did that hairy mons come from anyway?
PS: I'm now looking forward to using "no comment as I might "inchlamydiate" myself, down the local nick tomorrow after the inevitable conretemp at the polling station.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I recognise that haircut from somewhere. The Alzheimers and a bottle of Algerian Fighting Wine is kicking in.
ReplyDeleteGot it, it's something to do with fish....I'm sure I'm right.
You're right Cato, old boy.
ReplyDeleteIt's akin to Tuna.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
ReplyDeleteGod said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Fuck," says God, "I'll never get the smell off the fish"
Lawson: that is the best fanny joke I've heard in a long time!
ReplyDeleteIt's the 'fanniest' one I've heard too!
ReplyDeleteBtw, it's a bloody good job Blogger don't do Smell-o-vision.
Smell-o-vision, too bloody right. Blear's minge is totally rancid. Look at that spot just above your sig, GOT.
ReplyDeleteSniff-o-Snatch!
ReplyDeletelawson, you utter cunt! shame on you making an old woman laugh at this hour of the morning!
ReplyDeletegigits: i dont want to picture the giner mingers cunt..or even jackboots cunt for that matter (neither does her hubby) **shudder**
where else can you discus political veejayjays at 2 in the morning other than at GOTs?!
Sod it !
ReplyDeleteI'll treat her to a "Brazilian"
Inspired! Already zinging round the ether in emails!
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