Saturday, 11 April 2009

Damian McBride Bin Ends

It is almost certain now that Damian McBride will be fucked off into obscurity, by Brownfinger's army of spin doctoring dickwipes, in a desperate attempt to disassociate the one eyed snot gobbling twat from a shit smearing campaign he, more than likely, had his own stubby little Brownfinger in anyway.

So, to celebrate , I thought I would open a bottle of this . . . 


"Well, how do you do, young Damain McBride?
Do you mind if I sit here, down by your graveside?
And I'll rest for a while in the warm summer sun,
I've been walking all day, Lord, and I'm nearly done."

Off to the wine rack now to see what I can crack open next in anticipation of Dolly 'pussydick' Draper's welcome departure to No Man's Land too.


***** Update *****
According to Guido, McBride has now been fired!
Nice.
So, please form an orderly queue Messrs. Draper, Watson and Brown.

Twats!

5 comments:

  1. Those who watch too much SKY TV and sit though the adverts...

    www.compare-the-smear-twats.com

    It really should be done.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Bravo G.O.T.! Fucking hilarious!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Nice G.O.T., very nice; might change the last " walking " to "wanking" for Damians epitaph.

    ReplyDelete