tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post8246269683535341668..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Thank Fuck It's Friday - Grumpy Old Bastard EditionAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-18001702807560576002010-11-13T18:37:30.000+00:002010-11-13T18:37:30.000+00:00Thanks "C" .. but in this case, you'...Thanks "C" .. but in this case, you're preaching to someone who lacks the mental capacity to comprehend that were it not for Servicemen & women .. in particular, those who didn't "come back" .. he wouldn't be in a position to enjoy the freedom of spouting his bile on a public blog like this ..<br /><br />There are none so blind, as those who refuse to see that such freedom cost someone else their life .. Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23975540452893351612010-11-13T18:27:47.000+00:002010-11-13T18:27:47.000+00:00Heads. That any better?Heads. That any better?Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-11384883982676554222010-11-13T18:26:49.000+00:002010-11-13T18:26:49.000+00:00'Exe' as in River Exe in Devon. Particular...'Exe' as in River Exe in Devon. Particularly that bit that runs past CTC (Commando Training Centre before you start) Lympstone. Young men train there and emerge better men for it.<br /><br />I wouldn't normally bother but Royal Marines are a special bunch as far as I'm concerned and I won't have their fine name traduced.Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23898418845190057372010-11-13T18:09:27.000+00:002010-11-13T18:09:27.000+00:00That's twice you've made unfounded sexual ...That's twice you've made unfounded sexual allegations regarding former members of HM Forces ..<br /><br />Twice you've made reference to anal sex ..<br /><br />Do I detect a subliminal admission of your own sexual proclivities & shortcomings ? (no pun intended)<br /><br />There are a number of us here who proudly served in the Armed forces of the Crown .. If you can't accept that, grow up and move on .. then I suggest you stop visiting the blog ..<br /><br />Because, quite frankly ... You're making a complete Twat of yourself ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-86476467770619916422010-11-13T18:02:47.000+00:002010-11-13T18:02:47.000+00:00Those were hilarious jokes, Gotty, Now I have to w...Those were hilarious jokes, Gotty, Now I have to watch all the video's!<br />Here's some for you:<br /><span><span><span>Q. Why does Obama wear a turban?</span></span><span><span>A. So he knows which end to wipe!</span></span> :-P <span><br /><p>Gordon Brown is out jogging, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over, 'What's in the box sonny?' To which the little boy says, 'Kittens, They're brand new kittens.'<br /></p><p>Gordon laughs says, 'What kind of kittens are they? 'Socialists', the child says.<br /></p><p>'Oh that's lovely, 'Gordon smiles and he runs off.<br /></p><p>A couple of days later Gordon is running with Tony Blair and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Gordon says to Tony, 'Watch this.' Gordon says, 'Look in the box Tony, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Och aye laddie, tell my friend Tony what kind of kittens they are.'<br /></p><p>The boy replies, 'They're Tories.'<br /></p><p>'What?' Gordon says, 'I jogged by here the other day and you said they were Socialists. What's changed? 'Well, 'the lad says, 'Their eyes are open now.' <br /></p></span></span>Bunninoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-53039136867884296392010-11-13T16:43:17.000+00:002010-11-13T16:43:17.000+00:00Right up the jacksy, mate!Right up the jacksy, mate!Barking Spidernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-84934999744093902562010-11-13T15:16:28.000+00:002010-11-13T15:16:28.000+00:00<span>Exe?MTO? RM?... WTF, Some kind of wan...<span>Exe?MTO? RM?... WTF, Some kind of wannabe-soldiers polari? I'm guessing that 'mud run' is a 'mucker' term for anal sex? Like that americanism 'hershey highway'?</span><br /><br />And as for following anyone into the 'trap 1'....I dread to think.NFNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-76381166633703020242010-11-13T15:15:30.000+00:002010-11-13T15:15:30.000+00:00Exe?MTO? RM?... WTF, Some kind of wannabe-soldiers...Exe?MTO? RM?... WTF, Some kind of wannabe-soldiers polari? I'm guessing that 'mud run' is a 'mucker' term for anal sex? Like that americanism 'hershey highway'?NFNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-16910385600829249432010-11-13T13:39:02.000+00:002010-11-13T13:39:02.000+00:00;);)bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-52569599627479527492010-11-13T10:48:07.000+00:002010-11-13T10:48:07.000+00:00Certainly am "Banned" ... 41 & 45 Co...Certainly am "Banned" ... 41 & 45 Commandos & HM Ships Bulwark & Intrepid ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-67337220462230143422010-11-13T08:40:43.000+00:002010-11-13T08:40:43.000+00:00Doesn't get my piss upto even room temp (can&#...Doesn't get my piss upto even room temp (can't afford to heat this place anyway, thanks British Gas). Prisoners have got to watch TV so they know who'll they'll be voting for! [/sarcasm]NFNnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-20913172082881102762010-11-13T07:09:34.000+00:002010-11-13T07:09:34.000+00:00Piss boiler and a half:
"The Scottish Prison...Piss boiler and a half:<br /><br />"The Scottish Prison Service is ordering hundreds of flat-screen televisions for inmates in order to meet energy efficiency targets, it has emerged."<br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11747509stopcpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23392363445879283202010-11-13T01:47:40.000+00:002010-11-13T01:47:40.000+00:00You former RM Captain?You former RM Captain?Banned?noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-86289963085989274842010-11-12T23:02:47.000+00:002010-11-12T23:02:47.000+00:00I was thinking of this one:
http://www.youtube.com...I was thinking of this one:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tEe55NxFSSU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/v/tEe55NxFSSU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140</a>microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-52933456707238189792010-11-12T22:53:49.001+00:002010-11-12T22:53:49.001+00:00Kevin Bloody Wilson was listening to Gotty. Where ...Kevin Bloody Wilson was listening to Gotty. Where do you think he got all his best ideas from?? :-D <br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zaUfBSFq45M&feature" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/v/zaUfBSFq45M&feature" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140</a>Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-82750401174298414242010-11-12T22:53:49.000+00:002010-11-12T22:53:49.000+00:00Kevin Bloody Wilson was listening to Gotty. Where ...Kevin Bloody Wilson was listening to Gotty. Where do you think he got all his best ideas from?? :-D <br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zaUfBSFq45M&feature" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/v/zaUfBSFq45M&feature" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140</a>Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23387664425513148162010-11-12T22:40:32.002+00:002010-11-12T22:40:32.002+00:00And I want to know what you were doing listening t...And I want to know what you were doing listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson at such a young age....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-83401458734006674462010-11-12T22:40:32.001+00:002010-11-12T22:40:32.001+00:00And I want to know what you were doing listening t...And I want to know what you were doing listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson at such a young age....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-4874374509127948342010-11-12T22:40:32.000+00:002010-11-12T22:40:32.000+00:00And I want to know what you were doing listening t...And I want to know what you were doing listening to Kevin Bloody Wilson at such a young age....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-12429197587187673842010-11-12T22:04:47.000+00:002010-11-12T22:04:47.000+00:00Am I glad I won't have to follow you into &quo...Am I glad I won't have to follow you into "Trap 1" in the morning "C" ... =-O >:o :-DCaptain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-31630775277037835992010-11-12T22:03:02.000+00:002010-11-12T22:03:02.000+00:00I think I read somewhere that Oaten had described ...I think I read somewhere that Oaten had described the experience as being .. "Fuckin' excrement" ... >:o :-DCaptain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-59373491294392889142010-11-12T21:59:56.000+00:002010-11-12T21:59:56.000+00:00Don't think any MTO I ever met would tolerate ...Don't think any MTO I ever met would tolerate a Land Rover left in that condition for very long ... ;) :-D :-DCaptain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-46649086290817818082010-11-12T21:40:44.011+00:002010-11-12T21:40:44.011+00:00Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to ge...Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to get hold of one of my old Santa letters though ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-9274282549410154752010-11-12T21:40:44.010+00:002010-11-12T21:40:44.010+00:00Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to ge...Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to get hold of one of my old Santa letters though ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-63092775632159858752010-11-12T21:40:44.009+00:002010-11-12T21:40:44.009+00:00Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to ge...Brilliant! Intrigued to know how you managed to get hold of one of my old Santa letters though ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.com