tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post5971666668477743346..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: World Cup Snow BallsAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-66414719871800205682010-12-03T01:14:52.000+00:002010-12-03T01:14:52.000+00:00Bin men don't do gritting, road repair crews d...Bin men don't do gritting, road repair crews do that, except for the one stood by for emergencies. Woman from Highways told me that.bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-46345553675553213182010-12-03T01:12:21.000+00:002010-12-03T01:12:21.000+00:00Our Cunty Council haven't fixed most of the p...Our Cunty Council haven't fixed most of the potholes from last winter yet but they have troubled theirselves to repair and enhance the speed bumps thoughout our most troubled housing estates for which the prisoners therein must be truly grateful.bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-86285895011691736922010-12-03T01:07:29.000+00:002010-12-03T01:07:29.000+00:00Nah, it's gonna be the second warmest year on ...Nah, it's gonna be the second warmest year on record, despite the earlier elongated freezy winter, a summer only slightly less shite than the previous three and this novembers snow which hasn't been seen in these parts for twenty fucking years.bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-63940018783572042822010-12-03T00:23:56.000+00:002010-12-03T00:23:56.000+00:00Oh how true BOTR ..
But I couldn't help notic...Oh how true BOTR ..<br /><br />But I couldn't help noticing earlier today that all the roads immediately around my local Council Offices .. and the Council Staff Car Park had all been well gritted and/or cleared of snow ...<br /><br />What I'd really like to know is .. if the Bin men aren't collecting rubbish .. just what are they doing & are they still being paid ?<br /><br />Cos, where I live, they certainly haven't been re-deployed slinging grit around .. in fact, were it not for photos in the local rag, I would seriously doubt the existence of either Snow Ploughs or Gritting Lorries .. Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-44253449372416864262010-12-02T23:01:34.000+00:002010-12-02T23:01:34.000+00:00No Gotty we won't get the roads gritted as the...No Gotty we won't get the roads gritted as the Muzzie-luvvie multi-fucking-cultural Council cunts will be sending all their fucking useless staff on Diversity-fucking-awareness courses!!!Bring On The Revolutionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13500999971931984292010-12-02T22:50:45.001+00:002010-12-02T22:50:45.001+00:00And replacing the TV with a new one. ;)And replacing the TV with a new one. ;)SadButMadLadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-39723857423058906302010-12-02T22:50:45.000+00:002010-12-02T22:50:45.000+00:00And replacing the TV with a new one. ;)And replacing the TV with a new one. ;)SadButMadLadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-67040488589539159152010-12-02T19:02:55.000+00:002010-12-02T19:02:55.000+00:00...and didn't they play rugby at your school?
......and didn't they play rugby at your school?<br /><br />Yes, that and "hide the sausage up the fag's hoop" ....Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-19226795669392289732010-12-02T19:00:15.000+00:002010-12-02T19:00:15.000+00:00Bloody good idea .. I'd buy one (or three) ..
...Bloody good idea .. I'd buy one (or three) ..<br /><br />You could do one which says .. "This vehicle is fitted with CCTV & you're on it .. now fuck off, prod-nose" ... Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-60664029370399586882010-12-02T18:50:34.000+00:002010-12-02T18:50:34.000+00:00Gotty.... Ever considered marketing that Tax Disc ...Gotty.... Ever considered marketing that Tax Disc Holder? I love it..Adnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-87419336724453985292010-12-02T16:32:38.000+00:002010-12-02T16:32:38.000+00:00That mind bleach pic is excellent!That mind bleach pic is excellent!Killemallletgodsortemoutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-62923828508925479832010-12-02T15:33:10.000+00:002010-12-02T15:33:10.000+00:00Gtreat tax holder, can I have one that says "...Gtreat tax holder, can I have one that says "No Parking Tickets, have already paid through the nose!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23601179476083921032010-12-02T15:14:14.000+00:002010-12-02T15:14:14.000+00:00@Killemallletgodsortemout
Don't know what the ...<b>@Killemallletgodsortemout</b><br /><i>Don't know what the fuck happened but your comment ended up in the old Blogger system somehow and not here ?! *dunno* - so I've CP'd it for you here:</i><br /><br />That tax disc holder is as funny as fuck.<br />I like to see the Muzzies and darkies struggling in the snow. Have a look at 'em. They fucking hate it.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-31146373231117518952010-12-02T13:35:54.000+00:002010-12-02T13:35:54.000+00:00Good idea .... just as soon as I've finished g...Good idea .... just as soon as I've finished glueing the remote control back together ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-19978627699991515302010-12-02T13:09:05.000+00:002010-12-02T13:09:05.000+00:00Gotty, why don't you press the red button and ...Gotty, why don't you press the red button and get the other news?Andrew Ampers Taylornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-2820801887209563132010-12-02T13:08:25.000+00:002010-12-02T13:08:25.000+00:00I don't give a fuck because I've stocked u...I don't give a fuck because I've stocked up the larder and the wine rack, battened down the hatches, and I don't have to work because we live on the £109 a fucking week given to us by the government - or to put it another that the government is giving back to me out of my own money.<br /><br />And we just got our £250 winter fuel payment as well - so that's gone straight down the offie!<br /><br />Please Christ let us lose the fucking bid! After all, we're all in it together eh Dave?<br /><br />...and didn't they play rugby at your school?Dioclesenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-44439186781295491002010-12-02T12:45:05.000+00:002010-12-02T12:45:05.000+00:00You can send some "Global Warming" down ...You can send some "Global Warming" down my way if you want. The <b>small</b> "fuck off 4x4" hasn't had to show its capabilities yet, as we've only had a smattering of the white stuff. However what has fallen is now a compacted frozen mess on the pavements, and I'm fully expecting to go arse over tit before much longer...<br /><br />And yesterday I saw a bus broken down with flames pouring from the engine compartment. How that managed to occur with a biting East wind blowing, I'd love to know. There are videos showing how difficult it is to ignite diesel fuel - even firing incendary bullets through a can of it just puts them out!microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-90856107181428608822010-12-02T12:28:34.000+00:002010-12-02T12:28:34.000+00:00As I was leaving the house the other day after spe...As I was leaving the house the other day after spending 15 minutes clearing the solid ice off the windscreen I put the radio on only to hear some numbnuts from the met office telling me that this year will be the warmest on record!!!<br /><br />Where do they get these cunts from because surely its not this planet.Captn Swingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13554071404917634152010-12-02T12:13:45.000+00:002010-12-02T12:13:45.000+00:00"This grumpy old twat is knee f**king deep in..."This grumpy old twat is knee f**king deep in <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bRoc6snu6v4/TPKqvAsmK0I/AAAAAAAABVs/Jhhcny43HdM/s1600/snow-drunk-500x333.jpg" rel="nofollow"><span>flakes of global warming</span></a>". I belong to the other school of thought so shame on me for rolling in laughter at this, Gotty.<br /><br />Our Council is pretty much closed down due to the wrong snow falling at the wrong time and drifting in the wrong places. Priority Council staff doing wages and bonuses are being airlifted between work and the mosque.MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-47675761110926934842010-12-02T12:09:28.000+00:002010-12-02T12:09:28.000+00:00Gritting? Fuck all even on the main roads. Of cour...Gritting? Fuck all even on the main roads. Of course it was impossible to predict snow, what WITH IT BEING FUCKING WINTER YOU IDIOTS! <br /> :-[Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-74627350757154514652010-12-02T12:01:47.000+00:002010-12-02T12:01:47.000+00:00FUKIN MADE ME LAUGH YOU CUNTFUKIN MADE ME LAUGH YOU CUNTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-26137153337949209762010-12-02T11:58:18.000+00:002010-12-02T11:58:18.000+00:00I drive a fuck-off big 4 x 4 Gotty .. and I strugg...I drive a fuck-off big 4 x 4 Gotty .. and I struggled on the roads where I live .. because the winky-wanky Council have done fuck all (again) ..<br /><br />Oh .. sorry, I was forgetting the appearance down my street (just after it snowed on Friday) of the Street Sweeping vehicle .. We'll probably see a Gritter in time for festering Easter .. <br /><br />They've also suspended Bin collections .. but have thoughtfully parked Refuse vehicles at "strategic points" for people to take their rubbish to .. So now not only do I pay the Council to take my refuse .. but I'm expected to fucking well deliver it to them as well ..<br /><br />By this time next week, if there's still snow on the ground .. I'm expecting the Council to ask that any refuse be fucking gift-wrapped too ..<br /><br />Bastard ration thieves ... I hope the local Chavs nick their Bin lorries ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-39025101140972300382010-12-02T11:44:38.000+00:002010-12-02T11:44:38.000+00:00No, fifa is not news, it is the 'circuses'...No, fifa is not news, it is the 'circuses' bit of the 'bread and circuses' supplied by the failing government to keep us happy.Woodsy42noreply@blogger.com