tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post5599846556128265770..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Bonkers Gordon Caption CompetitionAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-1340212501552491772010-01-17T14:17:50.722+00:002010-01-17T14:17:50.722+00:00You know, masturbation is a wonderful release.You know, masturbation is a wonderful release.Any Colour but Brownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-5342393720189586352010-01-12T13:47:43.421+00:002010-01-12T13:47:43.421+00:00McSnot. ' Hold your hands like this and prey t...McSnot. ' Hold your hands like this and prey to me peasant,for I am the saviour of the world.'Amen.Lauren Simcockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09057596685292474797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-80788656854773029212010-01-12T10:17:59.322+00:002010-01-12T10:17:59.322+00:00'Preparations A to G were failures. I now pre...'Preparations A to G were failures. I now present you Preparation H!'<br /><br />'What's that Milime?'Gobshitenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-39785714614690380662010-01-12T00:41:11.154+00:002010-01-12T00:41:11.154+00:00So that's agreed then, Global Tax it is.So that's agreed then, Global Tax it is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-70579262329330912282010-01-11T23:23:23.963+00:002010-01-11T23:23:23.963+00:00Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's...Snot Goblin: "No he is not a rabbit, he's a Púca. He is my closest adviser. I trust everything that he and the other voices in my head say. Not like these two here; I can’t trust them.”Hairy Arsed Blokehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01769898912204462914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13663152033383594482010-01-11T21:06:17.237+00:002010-01-11T21:06:17.237+00:00"Let me introduce you to my successor. And hi..."Let me introduce you to my successor. And his boss."Joe Publicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-78532898010249976332010-01-11T20:24:47.259+00:002010-01-11T20:24:47.259+00:00"How do you keep a cunt in suspense" ?
..."How do you keep a cunt in suspense" ?<br /><br />With the latest "Jack Ketch" tie ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-86481191634045549412010-01-11T20:16:06.585+00:002010-01-11T20:16:06.585+00:00Flunky: How do you keep a cunt in suspense
P.M.: ...Flunky: How do you keep a cunt in suspense<br /><br />P.M.: I don't knowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-73819729036394804792010-01-11T20:14:55.996+00:002010-01-11T20:14:55.996+00:00...and what is your favourite biscuit Prime Mental......and what is your favourite biscuit Prime Mentalist?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-36920205168609565192010-01-11T19:23:51.696+00:002010-01-11T19:23:51.696+00:00"This is the Church and here's the steepl..."This is the Church and here's the steeple ... I can fool all of the people" ..Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-14224385951221545912010-01-11T19:20:15.874+00:002010-01-11T19:20:15.874+00:00Ed casually adopts defensive posture, much to Mand...Ed casually adopts defensive posture, much to Mandy's annoyanceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-64739488562773955092010-01-11T18:50:05.443+00:002010-01-11T18:50:05.443+00:00Mandelson
"Who Farted?"Mandelson<br /><br />"Who Farted?"Tony Blairnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-29695193198174609942010-01-11T17:57:44.009+00:002010-01-11T17:57:44.009+00:00'yes I know I'm a complete cunt everyone t...'yes I know I'm a complete cunt everyone tells me that'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-58818756917149509412010-01-11T16:42:56.616+00:002010-01-11T16:42:56.616+00:00And as you can see gentlemen our climate czar Ed w...And as you can see gentlemen our climate czar Ed would have brought his 'settled science' but the dog ate it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-16254827233006901642010-01-11T16:29:32.774+00:002010-01-11T16:29:32.774+00:00Mine is the biggest one.Mine is the biggest one.Demetriushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17198549581667363991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-33298988381167903372010-01-11T16:14:59.302+00:002010-01-11T16:14:59.302+00:00They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing &...They are thinking "Why is McFuckwit playing "itsy bitsy spider with his fingers? He needs to set up the table seating for lunch, it's already 5:30 pm for fuck's sake".Amusing Bunnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03385840951446381247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-58760867552351007472010-01-11T16:11:27.292+00:002010-01-11T16:11:27.292+00:00Mandy - "Oh no he's pulling *that* face -...Mandy - "Oh no he's pulling *that* face - he's followed through again.."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-39157265544026938352010-01-11T15:07:46.958+00:002010-01-11T15:07:46.958+00:00If I hold them like this you can't see the blo...If I hold them like this you can't see the blood, can you?Uncle Marvonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-69351712558946682662010-01-11T15:07:08.591+00:002010-01-11T15:07:08.591+00:00Mandelson ponders...
"We've tried everyt...Mandelson ponders...<br /> "We've tried everything, if the Mexican Finger trap doesn't work there's only exploding underpants left".Clarindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08189996558442989039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-19250300578198746182010-01-11T14:51:47.629+00:002010-01-11T14:51:47.629+00:00"We have all come to the conclusion that Gord..."We have all come to the conclusion that Gordon, don't take it the wrong way, but your a fucking cunt."Fidothedoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13588552210424845667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13191941741902370222010-01-11T14:45:09.035+00:002010-01-11T14:45:09.035+00:00Gordon:
"Fear not mere mortals, for I now ha...Gordon:<br /><br />"Fear not mere mortals, for I now have the backing of a new <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HZNI8Ehk_-U/S0s2ft0xVoI/AAAAAAAAANw/RCTbcRG1DIA/s1600-h/475px-Joseph_Stalin_and_Maxim_Gorky,_1931oh.jpg" rel="nofollow">Strategic advisor</a> who will run an election campaign, from inside my head."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-1355170538651122552010-01-11T14:24:20.047+00:002010-01-11T14:24:20.047+00:00Mandys thinking " We really can't go on l...Mandys thinking " We really can't go on like this, how many more times do I have to save this cretin?"bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-581424497750277112010-01-11T13:10:02.199+00:002010-01-11T13:10:02.199+00:00Have either of you chaps got the antidote to the s...Have either of you chaps got the antidote to the superglue? I seem to have done that thing with my fingers again.Grandadhttp://headrambles.comnoreply@blogger.com