tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post2090998711158826192..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: You're Nicked!All Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-3763129398062129652010-09-03T18:38:42.000+01:002010-09-03T18:38:42.000+01:00For a twin engine chopper like that you would be t...For a twin engine chopper like that you would be talking of 4 figures per hour, minimum...microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-87927215817096292982010-09-03T17:36:44.000+01:002010-09-03T17:36:44.000+01:00My sentiments exactly FH!!!My sentiments exactly FH!!!Bring On The Revolutionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-66210861045234424942010-09-03T13:11:14.000+01:002010-09-03T13:11:14.000+01:00<span>Publicity stunt, idiocy, ridiculous, c...<span>Publicity stunt, idiocy, ridiculous, call it what you like, all I know is that this vehicle would be entirely unnecessary if farmers were given 'carte blanche' to be able to shoot the thieving pikey and east European cunts who are stealing farm equipment, unlike the way Tony Martin was treated a few years back. Twelve bore cartridges are relatively cheap in comparison to tractors, and a lot more convincing.</span>Fascist Hippynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23922106818229540622010-09-03T10:56:24.000+01:002010-09-03T10:56:24.000+01:00<p>I've heard about these Pikey Police. ...<p>I've heard about these Pikey Police. Aren't they the ones who come up to you and say that they were doing some arrests in the area, and since they've got a few left over they're prepared to nick you for no particular reason in return for some of your valuable time, during which they'll also relieve you of some of your DNA, freedom and, if possible, dignity? And when you want to complain to someone nobody in a position to do anything will give a flying fuck about it?<br /></p><p> <br /></p><p>Oh, hang on a minute...<br /></p>Angry Exilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-30355116876761135062010-09-03T10:47:38.001+01:002010-09-03T10:47:38.001+01:00Well, there's the fucktroon who ordered that t...Well, there's the fucktroon who ordered that tractor... :-DAngry Exilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-88999018686647037122010-09-03T10:47:38.000+01:002010-09-03T10:47:38.000+01:00Well, there's the fucktroon who ordered that t...Well, there's the fucktroon who ordered that tractor... :-DAngry Exilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-35577980929288224392010-09-03T09:58:04.000+01:002010-09-03T09:58:04.000+01:00I assume it must be a health and safety thing. Cha...I assume it must be a health and safety thing. Chasing stolen cars and the like at high speed is awfully dangerous, don't you know? So the police are putting our safety first and instead using tractors that go at a maximum speed of 12 miles per day. That'll get crime under control!<br /><br />Fucking twats.The Grim Reapernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-82484218308390946132010-09-03T09:21:40.000+01:002010-09-03T09:21:40.000+01:00I thought that HRH the Duke of Pork had cornered t...I thought that HRH the Duke of Pork had cornered the market in high-mileage "Fergies" ... ;)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-53095051282587809252010-09-03T09:18:32.000+01:002010-09-03T09:18:32.000+01:00I'd agree that its a load of old bollocks Gott...I'd agree that its a load of old bollocks Gotty ..<br /><br />But in fairness .. the Tractor is on "loan" from John Deare .. and the "badging" of it was paid for by the NFU, so in reality .. it hasn't cost Lincs Police (and thus the Taxpayer) anything .. The only thing to come from the public purse will be the fuel costs ..<br /><br />As one commentator said ... "Crops n' Robbers" .. and I can't better that one .. ;)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-82100205217526138352010-09-03T09:13:33.000+01:002010-09-03T09:13:33.000+01:00Absolutely brilliant .. :) :) :)Absolutely brilliant .. :) :) :)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-14343829997435468422010-09-03T08:35:50.000+01:002010-09-03T08:35:50.000+01:00"<span>pink tractors for the lesbian, g...<i>"</i><span><i>pink tractors for the lesbian, gay and transexual farming community".</i> FFS, don't start giving the fuckwits ideas </span><span> ;) </span>GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-20110306319502346672010-09-03T08:34:05.001+01:002010-09-03T08:34:05.001+01:00And not forgetting the X Factor generation. Give m...And not forgetting the X Factor generation. Give me strength.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-11063178857355383212010-09-03T08:34:05.000+01:002010-09-03T08:34:05.000+01:00And not forgetting the X Factor generation. Give m...And not forgetting the X Factor generation. Give me strength.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-81252437473239190262010-09-03T08:32:09.000+01:002010-09-03T08:32:09.000+01:00"<span>110 mph in the Marlebone Road&qu..."<span>110 mph in the Marlebone Road"</span><br />And in an E Type! What a fucking star you are ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-87464866236365276002010-09-03T08:30:20.000+01:002010-09-03T08:30:20.000+01:00WTF! And however much did that cost us!WTF! And however much did that cost us!GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-8796752230145013412010-09-03T08:27:49.000+01:002010-09-03T08:27:49.000+01:00Nobody's that fucking stupid. Surely ;)Nobody's that fucking stupid. Surely ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-48241114930979596152010-09-03T08:25:55.000+01:002010-09-03T08:25:55.000+01:00Fucking priceless Spackers!
Nice one ;)Fucking priceless Spackers!<br />Nice one ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-71271619695567387932010-09-03T03:45:47.000+01:002010-09-03T03:45:47.000+01:00Molotov cocktails are immensely useful against the...Molotov cocktails are immensely useful against the Police, the ultra-extremist-far-left-UAF-NUJ-BBC-Police.<br /><br />Just some friendly advice... that's all.<br /><br />One has to wonder who the 'real' enemy is... 95 percent of the chip wrappers... i.e. 'News' papers are owned by 6 Zionists...<br /><br />... The Murdochs being the main propagandists...<br /><br />... but hey,... there's footy, big brother, family fortunes, cheep cider, and the Lib-Con-Trick to brainwash ... 'the hardworking public'.<br /><br />FFS... wake upOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-22888562657619467472010-09-03T00:46:26.000+01:002010-09-03T00:46:26.000+01:00I wonder if they will be filling it with road dies...I wonder if they will be filling it with road diesel or red diesel.<br /><br />From the article: "The tractor will be displayed at shows to highlight police work but could also be used in the event of severe flooding or an environmental disaster."<br /><br />Sounds like it is a tractor that will be stood doing nothing for most of the time. I would expect many rural fire services have already made similar provisions on a voluntary basis. Now and then there are reports of flood rescues involving farmers helping the fire brigade get about. It's not unusual. They're not after attention. Just people helping out when they can. Unlike this PR exercise.Pelenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-20061576694889640282010-09-02T23:49:45.000+01:002010-09-02T23:49:45.000+01:00I want one of these...
Fast: An officer from the...I want one of these...<br /><br />Fast: An officer from the Sussex force rides a three-wheeled Can-Am Spyder Roadster touring trike. It has a top speed of 125mph and a 0-60mph acceleration of just 4.5 seconds - the same as a Porsche 911 Carrera<span></span><br />Buy Gotty, if you can't supply me with one of these, I'd settle for a Lambo Gallado, I would enjoy 200 MPH in Oxford Street.<br />Although, in my "E type" in the sixties at two o'clock in the morning, I dod make 110 mph in the Marlebone Road!!! And, didn't get caught.<br /><br />AmpersAmpersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-72841045596869277802010-09-02T23:32:35.000+01:002010-09-02T23:32:35.000+01:00If they let farmers use their shotguns I reckon tr...If they let farmers use their shotguns I reckon tractor thefts would be a thing of the past. No need to go showing off at the county show giving out "serious messages" about the need to smartwater your vehicle. As for using them in the event of an earthquake, WTF.<br />The National Union of Farmers don't fare any better. Paying for the spray job and coming out with utter shite like this "<span></span>NFU's regional director, Richard Hezlet, has warned farmers to 'remain vigilant' against agricultural thieves." Patronising twat.Norman Spack M.D.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-74149647690456024112010-09-02T23:24:55.000+01:002010-09-02T23:24:55.000+01:00Un-fucking-believable! What a fucking scandalous w...Un-fucking-believable! What a fucking scandalous waste of taxpayer's money! It's all to do with this diversity awareness bollocks, next we'll have pink tractors for the lesbian, gay and transexual farming community, then it will be old bill livery on Transits and caravans for the gypsy and traveller pikey scum community, then of course rickshaws in muzzie Paki infested areas to "help the blessed fucking Muslim community feel at home" The Old Bill are nothing but a bunch of utterly useless Labour/muzzie/faggot/pikey/other assorted scum luvvie CUNTS obsessed with homophobe/Islamofuckingphobe "Hate crime" bollocks!!!Bring On The Revolutionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-42438206509953326772010-09-02T23:21:48.000+01:002010-09-02T23:21:48.000+01:00Off topic, but I've finally worked out how to ...Off topic, but I've finally worked out how to make my gravatar appear here. Didn't see the log in bit. I feel like such an idiot that I'd be suitable for the Lincolnshire Chief Cuntstubble position.Angry Exilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-27382325343404955312010-09-02T23:14:39.000+01:002010-09-02T23:14:39.000+01:00http://www.youtube.com/v/bq5b0eeEF18" type=&q...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bq5b0eeEF18" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/v/bq5b0eeEF18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140</a>Norman Spack M.D.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-27989350338062368642010-09-02T23:04:45.000+01:002010-09-02T23:04:45.000+01:00With an item of clothing sponsored by Burberry. Q...With an item of clothing sponsored by Burberry. Quality.Billy Blofeldnoreply@blogger.com