tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post7619765915267072226..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Helicopter Pilot To Marry Cabin Crew DescendentAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-79080275545767317182010-11-17T21:28:39.000+00:002010-11-17T21:28:39.000+00:00Here's Kate getting some "Hands On" ...Here's Kate getting some "Hands On" practice....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-89666479795126429912010-11-17T21:24:03.000+00:002010-11-17T21:24:03.000+00:00Yawn....<b>Yaw</b>n....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-48606237345952373112010-11-17T19:58:08.000+00:002010-11-17T19:58:08.000+00:00Your Anniversary will definitely be Cyclic then .....Your Anniversary will definitely be <strong></strong><em>Cyclic</em> then ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-90183644099579182352010-11-17T19:57:30.000+00:002010-11-17T19:57:30.000+00:00Well with the unrelenting Is-fucking-lamic colonis...Well with the unrelenting Is-fucking-lamic colonisation of Britain continuing at a alarming rate I just hope to fuck that kate Middleclass won't be forced to wear a full body Buqua and William sporting a full Taliban beard and muzzie rags and turbans by the time they get hitched!<br />While we are on the subject of Muzzie cunts, we the fuck do we have to pay OUR taxes only for them to be lavished upon a bunch of raghead Muzzie cunts that spent a while banged up in Guantanamo Bay prison camp? THEY ARE NOT EVEN "BRITISH" FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Would it not be far easier just to shoot the raghead Guptah cunts??Bring On The Revolutionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-76946460866659028432010-11-17T19:22:01.000+00:002010-11-17T19:22:01.000+00:00Yeah. The big poof. I told him the other day, &quo...Yeah. The big poof. I told him the other day, "You're fuckin useless you are. Look at you. Face like a sack of spanners and a cauliflower arse you've been decked that many times. Take a tip lad, " I said, "Wise up and Fuck. Off." Don't know what he said of course, I'd put the phone down by then.....Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-37948072594970218782010-11-17T19:17:50.000+00:002010-11-17T19:17:50.000+00:00He's a big lad. Do you know him well?He's a big lad. Do you know him well?sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-54779206281607088132010-11-17T19:17:30.000+00:002010-11-17T19:17:30.000+00:00He's a big lad. Do you know him well?He's a big lad. Do you know him well?sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-91499903814520888162010-11-17T19:09:25.000+00:002010-11-17T19:09:25.000+00:00Oi - Sixty - someone wants a word.....Oi - Sixty - someone wants a word.....Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-47981649822603032262010-11-17T19:06:27.000+00:002010-11-17T19:06:27.000+00:00Oi - Sixty.... someone wants a word.....Oi - Sixty.... someone wants a word.....Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-76018830939823145632010-11-17T18:52:15.000+00:002010-11-17T18:52:15.000+00:00Reporters doing an OB for no other reason than to ...Reporters doing an OB for no other reason than to do an OB with the location only having a vague connection to the actual news item - a big pet peeve of my partner.<br /><br />Why do the weather forcast outside? So, you can tell what the weather's like where the weatherman/girl is but what about the rest of the county/country. Not much point except to make the cameraman's job difficult in bad weather.sadbutmadladnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-82853643854691769862010-11-17T18:49:36.000+00:002010-11-17T18:49:36.000+00:00Doors to manual ... or is that flaps? ;)Doors to manual ... or is that flaps? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-1686643673383674902010-11-17T18:33:29.000+00:002010-11-17T18:33:29.000+00:00Since this seems to be the page for anything polit...Since this seems to be the page for anything politically incorrect, here's some jokes a friend just sent me.......<br /><br /><span>In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa <br /><br />I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. <br /><br />My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she sucks at snooker & darts<br /> <br /><br />There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets <br /><br />You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools <br /><br />A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair." <br /><br />A mate of mine has just told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin.<br />I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache" <br /><br />Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... <br />"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." <br />To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.” <br /><br />The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives ....... Apparently prophets are going through the roof !!! <br /></span>sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-42053356588450853802010-11-17T18:33:09.000+00:002010-11-17T18:33:09.000+00:00Since this seems to be the page for anything polit...Since this seems to be the page for anything politically incorrect, here's some jokes a friend just sent me.......<br /><br /><span>In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa <br /><br />I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. <br /><br />My wife told me I was no longer romantic so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Problem was she sucks at snooker & darts<br /> <br /><br />There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets <br /><br />You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools <br /><br />A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair." <br /><br />A mate of mine has just told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin.<br />I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache" <br /><br />Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ... <br />"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." <br />To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.” <br /><br />The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives ....... Apparently prophets are going through the roof !!! <br /></span>sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-8256270412033756762010-11-17T17:42:45.000+00:002010-11-17T17:42:45.000+00:00O.T. :-D
Muslims against crusades (the muslim po...O.T. :-D <br /><br />Muslims against crusades (the muslim poppy burners) upload some strange videos on their youtube channel. <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/L48oD-rRWPk" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/v/L48oD-rRWPk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140</a>LOLnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-37852605692745387322010-11-17T17:39:12.000+00:002010-11-17T17:39:12.000+00:00O.T. :-D
Commons canteens 'served halal chi...O.T. :-D <br /><br />Commons canteens 'served halal chicken'<br /><br />Halal meat has been served in the House of Commons without MPs and staff being told, it emerged last night.<br /><br />http://news.scotsman.com/news/Commons-canteens-39served-halal-chicken39.6628736.jpLOLnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-34442426992323462562010-11-17T17:02:09.000+00:002010-11-17T17:02:09.000+00:00A couple of weeks ago there was reported disquiet ...A couple of weeks ago there was reported disquiet at the palace that the Middletons might be exploiting their connection with the Royal family, and thus bringing them in to disrepute. <br /><br />Is such a thing even possible?Woman on a Raftnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23625842766726193142010-11-17T16:53:28.000+00:002010-11-17T16:53:28.000+00:00That's your knighthood bollocksed Gotty...That's your knighthood bollocksed Gotty...Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-436244647177064402010-11-17T15:31:18.000+00:002010-11-17T15:31:18.000+00:00The other night Sky news had one of there reporter...The other night Sky news had one of there reporters doing a piece to camera outside Buckingham Palace about the royal wedding (what else?). It was a dark coldish evening and nothing seemed to be happening at the palace, which begs the question, why was he there? I wish them well but I am sick already of seeing this momentous event being discussed on every news channel and on the front page of every newspaper. Can't they now just leave it to "hello" and "Ok" magazines to mull over the details for the next 8 months or so?Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-66571553157532082792010-11-17T14:16:48.000+00:002010-11-17T14:16:48.000+00:00Kate Middleton is the first person to squeeze into...Kate Middleton is the first person to squeeze into Di's ring since Dodi......pissed offnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-79476788807584016872010-11-17T13:41:51.000+00:002010-11-17T13:41:51.000+00:00I hope the congregation raised a Collective cheer....I hope the congregation raised a <b>Collective</b> cheer....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-33972719117550157932010-11-17T08:37:42.000+00:002010-11-17T08:37:42.000+00:00Nope, haven't watched telly for days but my fi...Nope, haven't watched telly for days but my first port of call this morning was the Telegraph site who beat you to it with the news Gotty. You'd think that it was ALL the fucking news, paper's plastered with it, almost drowning out the best news in weeks that Theresa May is binning Harmons equality bollox.<br />Still, saves me a quid as I won't be bothering to buy t'Telegraph print edition today.bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23774390716074451652010-11-17T08:29:27.000+00:002010-11-17T08:29:27.000+00:00Steady on here, Gotty, I married a helicopter pilo...Steady on here, Gotty, I married a helicopter pilot!Your name here...noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-60778608706070485282010-11-17T08:24:22.000+00:002010-11-17T08:24:22.000+00:00She's look quite good in a trolley dolly kit!She's look quite good in a trolley dolly kit!Gildasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-71330543045837656242010-11-17T13:02:53.294+00:002010-11-17T13:02:53.294+00:00Fuck the pair of them. For once, the French had th...Fuck the pair of them. For once, the French had the right idea. Sad thing is, people will actually give a shit about this pair of parasites.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com