tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post6941779451681504759..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Lazy Education In NorwichAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-1127440573069824412010-09-21T11:04:52.000+01:002010-09-21T11:04:52.000+01:00I started working in a school in 2001 and it was t...I started working in a school in 2001 and it was the first time I'd set foot in one in 18 years. I spent the first three weeks with my chin on the floor when confronted with the swearing, disrespect, lackadaisical attitude and poor behaviour. Attendance was so poor that rather than deal with the lazy little bleeders, the governing body moved registration to mid-morning. This meant that fewer of those who couldn't be arsed to get out of bed to get into school on time would be marked as 'unauthorised absent' on the official figures that go to the government.<br /><br />Most of the teachers I came across were decidedly left of centre in their political leanings. I remember all the kids being asked to write out, on cards, what they were most proud of so it could be included in a display. One lad wrote "My Country". His tutor binned it.<br /><br />No room for patriotism for the youth of Labour's Brave New World.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, teaching is a difficult job and I wouldn't do it for all the peanuts in monkey world but they have, in a lot of cases, only themselves to blame. Too many teachers want the kids to call them by the first names (to break down barriers), abhor any form of effective discipline and obsess about class sizes. Every Child Matters is the new mantra. Don't get on the wrong side of the Student Council and of course, chucking money at education like it's only just been invented is the answer to everything.<br /><br />Condoms anyone? It's OK we won't tell your parents even though you're only 14...<br /><br />Do you think kids are happy with all the allowances, privileges, kindness and understanding in modern education? I asked a kid once whether he liked school his answer was "Nah, it's crap. Haven't learnt anything."<br /><br />Pretty much sums it up really doesn't it?Nicolalala in La La Landnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-72254111914362447092010-09-20T16:16:01.000+01:002010-09-20T16:16:01.000+01:00Couple of years back I was completing the Mechanic...Couple of years back I was completing the Mechanical and Electical side of two new buildings for a certain Northern University. Everything was of the best, no expense spared, as is usual when it isn't the Clients money, but even the Main Contractor (the Builder) was taken aback when the deliveries of chairs commenced.<br /><br />What do you mean, taken aback?<br /><br />Well, each chair, designed by a team of ergonomic scientists, of course, were of the Aeron make, costing some £750.00 each, and there were three hundred and fifty-five delivered. <br /><br />The General manager queried the delivery with one of the University staff, and the reply snapped back, "What do you want the students to do, sit on orange boxes?"Grandpa1940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-6622025886073347942010-09-20T00:42:40.000+01:002010-09-20T00:42:40.000+01:00GCSE in getting contraception behind your parents ...GCSE in getting contraception behind your parents back<br /><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8008994/Teenagers-to-be-awarded-GCSE-in-sex.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8008994/Teenagers-to-be-awarded-GCSE-in-sex.html</a>bannednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-91235902459538044882010-09-19T17:12:53.000+01:002010-09-19T17:12:53.000+01:00These commie cunts think that kids will learn for ...These commie cunts think that kids will learn for themselves? Give me a break, when they get into the world of work from shop to graduate all the employers spend the first year getting them up to grade as their education is shit. It is staggering to believe that we have allowed this to happen and I wonder if you wanted this country to fail would you do it any differently?Craignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-34183666243257123052010-09-19T10:01:27.000+01:002010-09-19T10:01:27.000+01:00And it's not like they don't already have ...And it's not like they don't already have one Gildas. <a href="http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/eveningnews24/norwich-news/story.aspx?brand=ENOnline&category=NewsSplash&tBrand=ENOnline&tCategory=xNews&itemid=NOED15%20Jul%202010%2016%3A32%3A47%3A757" rel="nofollow">This one opened recently</a> in Norwich at a cost of 20 million!! Have they got money to burn over there? Hmm, be interesting to know how much, for instance, their police farce budget is being cut by. Bet it's less than the total combined cost of £44 million, for these two academies ;) GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-84293001367925866122010-09-19T09:15:50.000+01:002010-09-19T09:15:50.000+01:00Is everyone missing the point? What's the poin...Is everyone missing the point? What's the point of even having the school in the first place. it's Norwich for goodness sake! :-E Gildasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-74307486206691598062010-09-19T01:59:19.000+01:002010-09-19T01:59:19.000+01:00<p><span>As multiple choice questions ...<p><span>As multiple choice questions appear to be the accepted way in the EUSSR education cistern (no, I really did mean cistern).</span><br /></p><p><span> </span><br /></p><p><span>Test one for lazy pieces of shit,</span><br /></p><p><span> </span><br /></p><p><span>Question one.</span><br /></p><p><span> </span><br /></p><p><span>Would your prefer:</span><br /></p><p><span> </span><br /></p><p><span>a) Cane</span><br /></p><p><span>b) Public birching</span><br /></p><p><span>c) Gas chamber</span><br /></p><p><span> </span><br /><span>Make your fucking mind up quickly or I will choose for you, if you have learning difficulties or your mum is a lesbian please go straight to c).</span></p>Fascist Hippynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-1171926879293378052010-09-18T23:14:36.000+01:002010-09-18T23:14:36.000+01:00did´nt we have a lovely time the day we went to ba...did´nt we have a lovely time the day we went to bangor<br />a beautiful day we had lunch on the way<br />and on the way back i cuddled with jack<br />LEFTY UTOPIA<br />even the fins are calling the euro the eurouble<br />FUCKSTICKS =-XBRICKBATnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-58302096727716706352010-09-18T22:32:40.275+01:002010-09-18T22:32:40.275+01:00"'delivering the lessons' with a '..."'delivering the lessons' with a 'project based approach to learning' " I thought Cameron and that cunt Gove had promised to put an end to this sort of shite?<br /><br />They seemed to make a good start by relabelling the derisory "Dept. for Children Schools & Families" back to the more proper Dept of <b>Education</b>.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-43275909133751154452010-09-18T18:59:18.000+01:002010-09-18T18:59:18.000+01:00Good old six of the best. Job done, pain over, for...Good old six of the best. Job done, pain over, forget it. I did get twelve once for insolence:<br /><br />HM: Where is your cap, boy? (Grammar school, see)<br />Me: Do you know sir, I've been asking myself that very question ALL morning.<br /><br />Nothing was said, just an outstrecthed arm, draped partially in the black gown, finger pointed towards his office. I would say it stopped me from being a sarcastic bastard, but I rather suspect it didn't.Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-35510760389399218452010-09-18T18:58:03.000+01:002010-09-18T18:58:03.000+01:00The Mail have the questions if you want to check y...The Mail have the questions if you want to check your knowledge:<br /><br />http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1313126/School-children-face-GCSE-sex-test--age-11.html<br /><br />Now lets see how many times this fucker gets repeated.....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-80044782616871317272010-09-18T18:37:26.000+01:002010-09-18T18:37:26.000+01:00I´m the steven hawking of wank science and i have ...I´m the steven hawking of wank science and i have cum to the conclusion "sex is good but you cannot beat a roll of toilet paper and a monitor" :) <br />But gotty the land is fucked =-X <br />Larff or cryBRICKBATnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-84441547757318523192010-09-18T18:19:40.000+01:002010-09-18T18:19:40.000+01:00<span>When will these socialist cretins real...<span>When will these socialist cretins realise that there is no easy way to success. Hard fucking work is what it takes. Talk about the tail wagging the twatting dog .... if I'd had suggested bean bags and sofas to my old HM, I would have had a swift 'six of the best' across the arse and told to buck my ideas up ... in no uncertain terms.</span>GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-84760090598745672402010-09-18T18:10:44.000+01:002010-09-18T18:10:44.000+01:00<span>
<p>"The university said it...<span><br /><p><i>"The university said it had offered a "competitive package" to recruit what it described as a "top class academic and leader" as the college's new head."</i><br />Well, if he's a "top class academic" then surely he would have accrued enough cash from all his previous ligging activities to pay for the house himself. What the fucketty fucking fuck is wrong with these people? Oh, I know lets cut back on frontline policing, NHS and fire fighting staff and buy some nerdy geek a half mill house so that he can stash the cash for his retirement at aged 50.<br />Aaaarrrggh! Nurse, nurse, NURSE!</p></span>GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-35224682842520593752010-09-18T18:08:33.000+01:002010-09-18T18:08:33.000+01:00This is fucking ludicrous.
A similar scheme was c...This is fucking ludicrous.<br /><br />A similar scheme was carried out in Kansas City, where billions more were spent "improving" the schools.<br /><br />After they did that, the schools performance <i>declined</i>.<br /><br />Which proves that simply pissing away money does nothing to solve a problem.<br /><br />And <i>beanbags</i>? <i>Sofas</i>? What the fucking fuck?Angry Teennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-59288800253051174212010-09-18T18:00:43.000+01:002010-09-18T18:00:43.000+01:00An one in claiming the relevant amount of benefits...An one in claiming the relevant amount of benefits too, no fucking doubt. <i>*sigh*</i>GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-50880376579404341542010-09-18T17:59:16.000+01:002010-09-18T17:59:16.000+01:00Christ on a fucking bike, whatever the fuck happen...Christ on a fucking bike, whatever the fuck happened to concentrating on the 3 Rs? Oh ...... err ...... yes ..... I see now :(GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-52738247028761947992010-09-18T17:52:05.000+01:002010-09-18T17:52:05.000+01:00At the risk of sending this conversation into the ...At the risk of sending this conversation into the gutter (like that's ever bothered me before), are you sure you didn't mean 'semenar'? ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-23724149879635090372010-09-18T17:45:37.000+01:002010-09-18T17:45:37.000+01:00Another example of totally misleading and meaningl...Another example of totally misleading and meaningless bollocks to enable inadequate fucktards to feel good about themselves.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-16626174084128885042010-09-18T17:23:21.000+01:002010-09-18T17:23:21.000+01:00<p>And that fucking wanker Roy Jenkins was a...<p>And that fucking wanker Roy Jenkins was another one from those blinkered, socialist Marxist and treacherous stable of cunts that contributed to making this country the fucking leftie neo Stalinist shit hole it is today!<br /></p>Bring On The Revolutionnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-14333762890935163452010-09-18T17:22:54.000+01:002010-09-18T17:22:54.000+01:00education education education, oh and a nice fucki...education education education, oh and a nice fucking half a million quid pad aswell.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-11309920" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-11309920</a>Dazzlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-71878655775016113072010-09-18T17:07:14.000+01:002010-09-18T17:07:14.000+01:00I understand that there will be a degree in teenag...I understand that there will be a degree in teenage pregnancy - seems fair.Gideon Macknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13877260636998517132010-09-18T16:49:50.000+01:002010-09-18T16:49:50.000+01:00Huddersfield University are giving away, sorry, se...Huddersfield University are giving away, sorry, selling a first in welcoming aliens to the planet. Yes Gotty, welcoming aliens - and it never occured to this dumbest of all Universities that we have enough aliens in the Town already.MTGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-89837023654174511702010-09-18T16:48:39.000+01:002010-09-18T16:48:39.000+01:00BOTR - you speak for us all, Old Horse.
The days ...BOTR - you speak for us all, Old Horse.<br /><br />The days when schools could be regarded as "seats of learning" are long gone. Crosland started it back in the sixties and every fucking one of the political shitbags who came after him has followed in his direction. And I'm allowed to say "fucking" because he did: ""If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to destroy every fucking grammar school in England, Wales and N. Ireland". The blinkered, socialist, marxist, treacherous cunt.Caratacusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-83678180367671873692010-09-18T16:46:56.000+01:002010-09-18T16:46:56.000+01:00Everything's in triplicate? Is this a sign?Everything's in triplicate? Is this a sign?sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.com