tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post2968489893878065992..comments2024-02-17T08:45:56.825+00:00Comments on Grumpy Old Twat: Question of the WeekAll Seeing Eyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15671520010496394878noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-37745602734786236942010-07-11T17:47:32.000+01:002010-07-11T17:47:32.000+01:00Absolutely ditto from me GIFs ;)Absolutely ditto from me GIFs ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-55691697132582038632010-07-11T14:46:18.000+01:002010-07-11T14:46:18.000+01:00His mother Shukrija said she was very "proud&...<i>His mother Shukrija said she was very "proud" he was named after Mr Blair, adding: "I hope to God that he grows up to be like Tony Blair or just a fraction like him."</i><br /><br />I hope to god he doesn't. One warmonger's bad enough for the world let alone 9 more emulating their namesake's atrocious behaviour.Beware of Geeks Bearing GIFsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-63330151144319149102010-07-11T10:51:01.000+01:002010-07-11T10:51:01.000+01:00WTF! (again)
It just never ceases to amaze me how...WTF! <i>(again)</i><br /><br />It just never ceases to amaze me how many different names that parents can conjure up, to provide their newborn with enough mental torture to last a life time. On the plus side, I'm glad to see that it's not just the UK that suffers from all this fuckwittery ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-92080708780298947592010-07-11T02:14:52.000+01:002010-07-11T02:14:52.000+01:00In Sweden it's actually the Tax Office (Skatte...In Sweden it's actually the Tax Office (Skatteverket) who are in charge of stopping stupid names (this is true).<br /><br />They've turned down parents wanting Q, Token, Michael Jackson and Allah in recent cases, but they were overruled by the courts to allow Google and Metallica.All Seeing Eyenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-60507121512342998082010-07-11T00:12:31.000+01:002010-07-11T00:12:31.000+01:00WTFF!WTFF!GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-65823757685678751782010-07-11T00:11:45.000+01:002010-07-11T00:11:45.000+01:00Sounds like she may well have been an early founde...Sounds like she may well have been an early founder of the New Labour species know as 'Chav' ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-82169492488791970552010-07-11T00:10:12.000+01:002010-07-11T00:10:12.000+01:00Ok then, I'll believe you Cap'n but there&...Ok then, I'll believe you Cap'n but there'll be a few that won't ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-51255059089536327222010-07-10T23:15:23.000+01:002010-07-10T23:15:23.000+01:00Absolutely true this ... I went to Primary School ...Absolutely true this ... I went to Primary School with a girl called Theresa Green ...Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-13773974927528319382010-07-10T22:54:27.000+01:002010-07-10T22:54:27.000+01:00True story: Years back, I knew a mother in London,...True story: Years back, I knew a mother in London, whom Christened her newly born daughter: "Nicole-Tina", and didn't seem to get the irony, that because she constantly mooched around with a fag hanging out of her war like mug, people would suspect that she named the sprog after her most beloved and time consuming hobby.Dazed-and-Confusednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-32417486213212385452010-07-10T21:22:17.000+01:002010-07-10T21:22:17.000+01:00Its a bloody wonder that Mrs Bell & Mrs Lane h...Its a bloody wonder that Mrs Bell & Mrs Lane haven't tried to call their respective first-born(s) "Dinger" & "Shady" (or "Bronco") .. ;) <br /><br />Just give 'em time to work it out .. :-D :-DCaptain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-21237329342756520712010-07-10T21:16:32.000+01:002010-07-10T21:16:32.000+01:00:-D :-D :-D :-D:-D :-D :-D :-DCaptain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-37572273635625141392010-07-10T21:02:09.000+01:002010-07-10T21:02:09.000+01:00"<span><span>Benson and Hedges<..."<span><span>Benson and Hedges</span></span>" ROFLstopcpnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-88860757035008963612010-07-10T20:15:23.000+01:002010-07-10T20:15:23.000+01:00<span><span>"Another mother trie...<span><span>"Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name"</span></span><br /><br />OMFG!Norman Spack M.D.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-28776063530497287192010-07-10T19:42:02.000+01:002010-07-10T19:42:02.000+01:00What the fucketty fuck!
*leaves room to staunch n...What the fucketty fuck!<br /><br /><i>*leaves room to staunch nose bleed*</i>GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-5890033726684659902010-07-10T19:39:58.000+01:002010-07-10T19:39:58.000+01:00"<span>With a name like "Toe-nibb..."<span>With a name like "Toe-nibbler" .... the poor little fucker will probably end up as the world's only Albanian drug-pushin', slag-ownin, foot-fetishist ...."</span><br /><br />Times nine!!GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-20510466692937884882010-07-10T19:38:46.000+01:002010-07-10T19:38:46.000+01:00Amen to that ;)Amen to that ;)GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-31665434109467782702010-07-10T19:35:10.000+01:002010-07-10T19:35:10.000+01:00ring ring, ring ring .... hello .... yes, I'd ...<i>ring ring, ring ring</i> .... hello .... yes, I'd like a gallon of your strongest fuck off mind bleach .... biked over by courier .... immediately please. Thank you. Goodbye.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-46083820824543329822010-07-10T19:22:38.000+01:002010-07-10T19:22:38.000+01:00http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24...<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand" rel="nofollow">http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/jul/24/familyandrelationships.newzealand</a><br />Some one already did but it was worse Dont you remember Talula does the hula from Hawaii?<br /><br /><span><br /><p> The judge criticised the growing trend of parents choosing out-of-the-ordinary names for their children.<br /></p><p>In his written ruling, he said names such as Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit were prohibited by registration officials. Others that were permitted included twins called Benson and Hedges, other children called Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, the judge added, "tragically, Violence". Another mother tried to use text language for her child's name, he said.<br /></p><p> <br /></p><p>I rest my case I claim my five pounds<br /></p></span>FreeWoman of Englandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-39670438429077561132010-07-10T19:13:26.000+01:002010-07-10T19:13:26.000+01:00Yep .. I'll bet the old "fanny-batter&quo...Yep .. I'll bet the old "fanny-batter" is gushing out of her by the gallon ... :-$Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-91323457789865733682010-07-10T17:49:46.000+01:002010-07-10T17:49:46.000+01:00"They ask me what the name is," Jahir Sa..."They ask me what the name is," Jahir Sahiti said of his son Tonibler ...<br /><br />"I tell them that the name is Tonibler and I hope that he carries it in good health."<br /><br />With a name like "Toe-nibbler" .... the poor little fucker will probably end up as the world's only Albanian drug-pushin', slag-ownin, foot-fetishist .... :-D :-D <br /><br />I'll get me coat now, shall I ? .... ;)Captain Haddocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-53740458274320201492010-07-10T17:11:25.000+01:002010-07-10T17:11:25.000+01:00Stupid Albanian tosser.Anyway, at least we'll ...Stupid Albanian tosser.Anyway, at least we'll know who it is when little Tonibla wants to come over here and vie for his share of the drugs and prostitution market with the rest of his blood brothers.<br />G the MGildasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-58220014970995761532010-07-10T16:50:41.000+01:002010-07-10T16:50:41.000+01:00A very apt clip but those staring eyes are definit...A very apt clip but those staring eyes are definitely going to give me 'mares.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-75544209715898619892010-07-10T16:49:18.000+01:002010-07-10T16:49:18.000+01:00She'll be even more unbearably nauseating than...She'll be even more unbearably nauseating than usual, if that's at all fucking possible.GrumpyOldTwatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-9657653979271880882010-07-10T14:38:32.000+01:002010-07-10T14:38:32.000+01:00No idea as to why, but the link below instantly sp...No idea as to why, but the link below instantly springs to mind.<br /> <br /> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBresWP9MYDazed-and-Confusednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4229057500348631201.post-18848128006914051422010-07-10T14:00:11.000+01:002010-07-10T14:00:11.000+01:00Slot Gob's ego will be going wild with this on...Slot Gob's ego will be going wild with this one.Akvavitixnoreply@blogger.com