Is it just me or does Angela Merkel look like she's sporting a humungus bogie, in this photograph? Or maybe it's a wispy moustache and the German Chancellor just forgot to shave that morning? Either way, fuck knows what David Cameron is discussing with her, in Brussels yesterday, but I'm sure you'll have some pretty good ideas ;-)
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| Click pic to enlarge and examine Merkel's top lip ... urrrgh! |
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It is just a poor photo which simply doesn't do her justice, GOT. Never seen her in the thigh length boots and patent leather SS uniform with peek-a-boo jacket?
ReplyDeleteAngela Merkel in a peek-a-boo jacket? WTF! I think I'm going to be sick .... yep, there goes my 'full english'.
ReplyDeleteDavid, can we get together? Mine's this wide. Oh dear, that's not so good, mine's this small...
ReplyDeleteIf that's the case, Cameron will need to tie a plank across his arse ... in case he falls in ;)
ReplyDeleteCameron is giving the thumbs up to her suggestion he be the first real President of The EUSSR.
ReplyDeleteHere's a better view of the moustache.
ReplyDeleteThat's a beauty! Hitler would have been proud of that one .... and the moustache ;)
ReplyDelete"<span>the first real President of The EUSSR" < make a change from just being the office manager of Region 6 ... or whatever the fuck they call the UK these days.</span>
ReplyDelete"Zo. SamCam's birth canal is stretched like ziss, ja?"
ReplyDelete"Yes, it used to be a one-finger job years ago, but now I have to give her the thumbs up - as you would say, like ziss".
I'll get me coat........
"ve haf you stitched up like ze kipper"
ReplyDelete"Ja, you vill vear ze Thumb-cuffs, so .. and I vill roger you stupid viz der grosse Rubber-Hubby, it is zis big .. tink you can handle it meine liebling" ... =-O >:o :(
ReplyDeleteMerkel says: I don't know why you're giving the thumbs up sign - your arsehole will be this wide, with the shafting you're about to get.....
ReplyDeleteMerkel: "So anyway, von Rumpy tells me that he does that goatse thing. He can get his hole this wide".
ReplyDeleteCMD: "I heard. Apparently Ashton got him started. She used her thumbs. Fucking amateurs!"
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paper beats stone, so u vill gf uz all ze moneys ya!
ReplyDelete"David, for you the war is over, just do as I and Sarkosy tell you. We can pretend to disagree at first if that helps you at home. We always helped Tony by pretending we were having really tough negotiations, ha ha"
ReplyDelete"You use boths thumbs to part my anus before reaming me with you strap-on, Angela."
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is decapitations not captions
ReplyDeleteIf zis is ow big a man I am Davvid, vot size of man are you?
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