A blank canvas to work with ... so do your worst. I'll do some versions to include the best couple of slogans and reproduce them here, if I can be arsed. Or just have a go yourself and send them in. Try and keep the messages shortish or they just won't fucking fit. Simples ;-)
The labels for this post would be my contribution
although not necessarily in that order .....

That'll be so Miliband Snr can walk by without his banana being spotted.
ReplyDeleteExcellent thinking outside of the box JP ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Labour party has ED. Erectile Dysfunction
ReplyDeleteBugger off you Union bastards?
ReplyDeleteThe end of the world is nigh - for Labour
ReplyDelete'This way for 'Ed's Reds'
ReplyDeleteLasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.
ReplyDeleteMelting of minds - this way.
ReplyDeleteScargill Lounge
ReplyDeleteGolf Sale
ReplyDelete"This placard is also available in Urdu, Arabic + Swahili"
ReplyDeleteVotes for Sale
ReplyDeleteFuck those couple of marxists cunts so hard up the fucking arse they gag, the complete and utter total fucking pair of fucking cunts. Fuck the pair of them and the Labour party.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've been drinking.
Off to watch spooks!
ReplyDelete"Oh cum all Ye Faithful" ...
ReplyDelete"Abandon hope all ye who enter here" ...
"Arbeit Macht Frei" (not) ...
"Interactive Dinosaur exhibition this way" ...
Those leaving conference for the lib dems queue here!
ReplyDelete"The end is definitely fucking nigh!"
ReplyDeleteBrilliant effort on the sign LOL, just about says it all about those Muzzie/Third World immigrant Liebore cunts!!!
ReplyDeleteSenile Communists this way
ReplyDeleteWelsh,Scottish,Union and Just Cunts
ReplyDeleteArsehole
ReplyDeleteDhimitude and Sharia
ReplyDeleteShoot a Labour Commie Cunt competition this way>>>
ReplyDeleteWant to manacle the army?
ReplyDeleteDonkeys leading Lions
ReplyDeleteMrs Kinnocks curtain wipe
ReplyDeleteSorry G.O.T got carried away, gonna email you shortly regards Ciggy busters and Art.
ReplyDeletePrescott is a fat cunt.
ReplyDeleteTerry Kelly is a fucking bell end.
ReplyDeleteShag BevaniteEllie for 50p. Bargain.
ReplyDeleteHow about this?
ReplyDeleteParty members must be entranced before voting.
ReplyDelete(As in having a spell put on you-the other meaning of entrance)
Even with a Jewish Marxist leading them. They still are This Fucking Stupid!
ReplyDeleteThis way to Red Ed's...
ReplyDeleteUncensored image here:
ReplyDeleteAnd Electile Dysfunction too.
ReplyDeleteI know that I'm going against the spirit of the initial post, but I'm just fucking about making my Own Pictures Of Red Ed O!
ReplyDeleteTHIS !! is more like it m8s,,, & so true
ReplyDeleteIndigenous, non Commist belief Britons not welcome.
ReplyDelete<span><span>Beneficii coadă începe aici semn pe forţei de muncă şi de a vota</span></span>
ReplyDeleteBenefits queue starts here sign on and vote labour
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315735/Open-door-benefit-tourists-EU-warns-Britain-stop-thousands-migrants-claiming-welfare-handouts.html
WAR IS PEACE
ReplyDeleteFREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS TRUTH
<p>Here's a couple more good ones I picked up from @SteelRainMkII via twatter .....
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<span>I'm more H.O.T. than G.O.T. Best start to the day I've had in ages. Funny as fuck! So many great slogans ..... far too many to choose from. Keep 'em coming!</span>
ReplyDeleteIs that a real word? If it isn't it damn well should be ;)
ReplyDeleteI'll have a quid's worth then ;)
ReplyDeleteFound the original Gotty...
ReplyDeleteGet down and boogie.
ReplyDeleteGet down and boogie.
ReplyDeleteGet down and boogie.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a liking for threesomes?
ReplyDeleteDo you have a liking for threesomes?
ReplyDeleteDo you have a liking for threesomes?
ReplyDeleteFor goodness sake, Gotty, I don't think I will comment on your blog ever again. It's getting far too embarrassing!
ReplyDeleteFor goodness sake, Gotty, I don't think I will comment on your blog ever again. It's getting far too embarrassing!
ReplyDeleteFor goodness sake, Gotty, I don't think I will comment on your blog ever again. It's getting far too embarrassing!
ReplyDelete@sixtypoundsaweekcleaner. Welcome to your employee appraisal - no, don't sit down, this won't take long. You are overpaid and you will henceforth be on twenty pounds a week. Yes, that's life. Tough Shit. Next.
ReplyDeleteWas going to put this link on CP, but you beat me to it!!
ReplyDeleteWe Must tell evil Stalinist/Marxist?Muzzie-loving bought and paid for empire EUSSR to fuck the fucking fuck right off and die and hang all the treasonous traitor politicians for getting us shackled EUSSR cunts in the first place, Heath is a WANKER!!!!!
How about,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to 'Cuntsworld' a cunt based theme park for the whole population.
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ReplyDeleteLove it! Hours of fucking mockery to be had with that theme ;)
ReplyDeleteBugger! I've been rumbled ;)
ReplyDeleteHaven't a fucking clue about the twatting triplicate bollocks ..... must be user error I reckon ;)
ReplyDeleteNow that's not fucking funny .... just fucking frigthening!
ReplyDeleteI know it's David, but who the fuck cares?
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