After all the Cleggeron Coalition hype about introducing an immigration cap, I notice that it may not happen after all. No surprise there then. Although they still seem to maintain it's likely that future immigration to the UK will become much more difficult.
I think not.
In fact, it's all about to get easier.
Via DV, I hear the BBC are delighted to report that anyone who comes to the UK claiming asylum on the grounds that they are gay, can stay. No dissent allowed. Cries of "homophobia", from the heterophobes at Stonewall, will surely follow if you do.
So ..... Immigaytion: A new open (back) door policy for UK asylum seekers?
Too fucking right it is.
We're all gay now dontcha know.
+++ UPDATE +++
Wednesday 7th July
The flood gates have now been officially opened.
Judge: You have committed a heinous crime, of the most serious kind. It is my duty to make an example of you. You are therefore sentenced to be deported immediately to...
ReplyDeleteLawyer: My client is gay!
Judge: He's gay? Oh... alright then, I'll give him a slap on his limp wrist and send him on his way.
The only problem I can see with that scenario is if the victim were also to 'cry gay'. I can only guess that the judge would have to prescribe duelling handbags at dawn .... or some such shit ;)
ReplyDeleteThings get crazier by the minute.
ReplyDeleteSoon, we'll all have to pretend to be gay to get any benefits at all.
Lots of companies over here, and the gov't, are letting gays put their "partners" on their benefits and other stuff. They get more goodies and freebies than we do.
It's all too much! In my old age, I might have to pretend to be gay to get into a good nursing home. =-O
Gotty, could you please move the hetero bubble a few miles to the east? Thank you in anticipation.
ReplyDeleteHas it occured to them that people who are prepared to travel in aircraft cargo holds and landing gear compartments will probably have no difficulty in claiming they are gay until they have their feet under the table.? I'm sure they do realise that but will be happy to go along with the charade. After all it will be so much easier than keeping election promises
ReplyDeleteHouse prices are going to rocket in Heteroshire............
ReplyDeleteThe Cameron-Clegg love-up is an inspiration to all the fellow 'Stani immigrants like myself who will bring our families over and then claim to be gay.
ReplyDeleteWho knows, maybe Hugo Chavez will try it next ...
http://southoftheborder.dogwoof.com/chavez_vs_cameron/
Looks that way Bunnikins.
ReplyDeleteActually ..... 'Gotty The Gayer' has quite a nice ring to it.
So to speak ;)
Just for you Cato ........
ReplyDelete"A new open (back) door policy for UK asylum seekers" - in a post about gays?
ReplyDeleteA slip of the tongue, I suppose!
Oh fuck, I'm doing it now... I must go and have another look at Ms Spears in the earlier post.
Exactly my point.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly there'll be more gayers mincing at the UK's front gate than you could flounce a chintz curtain at.
Good point Billy and there'll be no shortage of interior stylists, from the neighbouring shire, to help out with OTT makeovers either ;)
ReplyDeleteI can hardly fucking wait.
ReplyDeleteI must have just taken my eye off the ball ;)
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ReplyDelete"Has it occured to them that people who are prepared to travel in aircraft cargo holds and landing gear compartments will probably have no difficulty in claiming they are gay" ....
Yeah .. they're probably members of the "Gay Flyers Club" .... All together now .. "Cock yer dish & make a wish" .... :-D :-D
Just brilliant Mr GOT.
ReplyDeleteWork and lack of time prevents a very substantial rant.
Well done
G the Monk
"Gay Flyers Club"
ReplyDeleteLoL ;)
"Gay Flyers Club"
ReplyDeleteLoL ;)
Many a true word and all that, eh.
ReplyDeleteI can see all those gay extremists queuing up to get in,
ReplyDeleteI heard you the first time, you grumpy old fuckwit!
ReplyDeleteI guess they are sorted by how poor their English is?
ReplyDeleteWhere can a racist homophobe move to?
ReplyDeleteI take it that you're in the queue then.
ReplyDeleteNew Labour say they are but I don't fucking believe it, judging by the number of languages that my local council junk mail has been produced in.
ReplyDeleteWhat .... like an islamic, under age girl shagger, you mean.
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