If you want to see gay you should take a trip to Key West in Florida. Some of the "sights" there are unbelievable. Grown men walking the streets in studded leather thongs and bugger all else.
No I don't want to see gay but I'll take your word for it, although if I walked down the street in my M&S boxers I'd probably be told to bugger off or get arrested. Where's the fucking equality in that then?
Though it did remind me of the old story about the young Naval Rating called as a witness during the Court Martial of other Ratings alleged to have been involved in homosexual activity ..
Apparently, the President of the Court asked the young Rating .. ".. and when you entered the Mess Deck, did you see any semen on the sheets" ? ... to which the young lad replied .. "No Sir .. just Stokers" ... :-D :-D :-D
Along with "Master Bates", "Seaman Staines" & "Roger, the cabin-boy" of Pugwash fame ..
The hooped jerseys worn by the other unnamed pirates are in the colours of the various "House" rugby teams of Ampleforth College (Britain's leading Catholic public school) ... or so its alleged .. ;)
If you want to see gay you should take a trip to Key West in Florida. Some of the "sights" there are unbelievable. Grown men walking the streets in studded leather thongs and bugger all else.
ReplyDeleteMaybe "bugger" was the wrong word to choose.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going anywhere near that linky, thanks all the same.
ReplyDeleteI wish I hadn't clicked on it now...<<rushes>></rushes>
ReplyDeleteFucking justin and gabs stewdents from the art school!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just told him the price?
ReplyDeleteI've seen better boobs...
ReplyDeleteI was beginning to wonder if you'd turned gay, no posting since Wednesday....
ReplyDeleteGood to see you back!
What're those trousers he's wearing? Looks like PVC or something. [shrugs] Maybe he is.
ReplyDeleteI'm smiling ear to fu<span><span>cking ear GOT ... thanks I needed that!</span></span>
ReplyDeleteNo I don't want to see gay but I'll take your word for it, although if I walked down the street in my M&S boxers I'd probably be told to bugger off or get arrested. Where's the fucking equality in that then?
ReplyDeleteLoL ;)
ReplyDeleteActually not too bad, that one ASE, although you would stand an outside chance of a little dirt in the eye ..... if you were to take a peek.
Takes all sorts doesn't it Cato ;)
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking wept Brickbat!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did you get hold of that 'before I was famous' piccy of Iain Dale?
It's quite put me off my breakfast, that has ;)
She doesn't look the cheap sort, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteI probably have too (if I could remember that far back) but I still wouldn't mind weighing them.
ReplyDeleteWayhey!!
How very dare you!
ReplyDeleteI've been busy putting together my ecogay float ... ready for the big parade ;)
<span>"Looks like PVC or something"</span>
ReplyDeletePerhaps that's why he's looking so fucking miserable then. Maybe they're chaffing the poor darling.
Glad to oblige Woody.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see that heterosexualism is still alive and kicking, down your neck of the woods ;)
btw, Happy 4th July!
I did look at the link (and wish I hadn't) ..
ReplyDeleteThough it did remind me of the old story about the young Naval Rating called as a witness during the Court Martial of other Ratings alleged to have been involved in homosexual activity ..
Apparently, the President of the Court asked the young Rating .. ".. and when you entered the Mess Deck, did you see any semen on the sheets" ? ... to which the young lad replied .. "No Sir .. just Stokers" ... :-D :-D :-D
Was that Roger the Cabin boy?
ReplyDelete"The cabin-boy was "Chipper"
ReplyDeleteA playful little nipper
Who filled his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the Skipper" ... :-D :-D :-D
Unfortunately, like so many Eastern European models, Susana Spears has now had a boob job, and completely ruined her looks.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough (or not) Joe ..
ReplyDeleteAlong with "Master Bates", "Seaman Staines" & "Roger, the cabin-boy" of Pugwash fame ..
The hooped jerseys worn by the other unnamed pirates are in the colours of the various "House" rugby teams of Ampleforth College (Britain's leading Catholic public school) ... or so its alleged .. ;)
That´s counter-sunk turds love child that is!
ReplyDeleteSo where did you get this photo from?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't in my copy of the Sunday Times.
Sadly.
It looks like Nigel Farage
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