Sunday, 18 July 2010

Diane Abbott Is Fucked


With a friend like this, who the fuck needs enemies .....
"From what I can see she stands where I do on every issue and she is closer to the Labour traditions than any of her opponents. She would take the party in a leftward route, back to our roots in the working class communities and lead the fight back which is urgently needed. She would provide a new impetus; she is a charismatic intelligent fighter for Socialism, oh! and did I mention that she is black and that she is a woman? She and Labour have the chance here to make history let’s go for it."

You can read the rest of Diane Abbott's death nell here but for fuck's sake don't tell Brillo about it, he'd have a fucking field day ;-)


Incidentally, may I remind you of this sentence from a recent post:
He called a black woman a liar for talking about racism and then proceeded to ban all women from commenting on his blog .... on the grounds 'they were thick'.

Coincidence or just hypocricy?

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56 comments:

  1. I can't believe this cunt is still in office.  He isn't funny at all.  I dipped in for a read recently, first time for ages and my BP went through the roof. Amazingly I do think he beleives every poisonous utterenace he makes. He needs to die a slow and very horrible death.  Complete filth.

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  2. Captain Haddock18 July 2010 at 10:50

    What a total bell-end Kelly is ....

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  3. Corrugated Soundbite18 July 2010 at 10:58

    He's such a total plank. It's almost amusing to watch  :-D

    Excellent artwork, as usual, Gotty :)

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  4. .... and now he's doing his best to fuck Flabbott (so to speak) both of whom, I might add, are total fucking hypocrites

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  5. Do you know something Cap'n, I don't even think he wrote that piece. I suspect it was the ravishing Rayleen. Same bollocksy content but the writing style is not the Cuntcillor's .... IMHO.

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  6. Dripping with hypocricy and delusions of grandeur but highly entertaining. Btw, does he really think that the rank and file are going to form an opion of how to vote because of what he says.

    Thanks CS, not too bad for a 5th rater eh ;)

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  7. And if anyone recommended voting for a candidate because he was white & male, the socialists would have apoplexy.

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  8. Corrugated Soundbite18 July 2010 at 12:16

    I couldn't possibly pass technical opinion on your skills. I'm just a rebel without a brain or a clue, after all  ;)

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  9. What an arse-hole!  With him on her side, she can hardly lose - but I still can't see anyone wanting to f*ck Flabbot - apart from Blunkett, perhaps.

    By the way - have you seen Blunkett's wife?  Neither has he.

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  10. Captain Haddock18 July 2010 at 12:45

    Blunkett's guide dog might be up for it though ....   ;) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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  11. I'd consider paying to see that!

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  12. Captain Haddock18 July 2010 at 18:33

    "Rayleen" ? .. "Rayleen" ? .. I fucking ask you ...

    It sounds like the sort of moniker an incestuous, sheep-molesting outback farmer would bestow on his offspring ..  :-D :-D :-D

    As for "ravishing" .. the only way she'll ever get ravished is by taking her somwhere they have a captive Killer Whale ...   >:o ;)

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  13. Captain Haddock18 July 2010 at 18:34

    Yeah .. but we'd only end up with those parasitic morons from the RSPCA turning up (complete with Rolf-fucking-Harris) to spoil the entertainment & rescue the dog ..  :-D :-D :-D

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  14. Barking Spider18 July 2010 at 19:05

    No sheep is safe from this, CH, especially the rams! =-O

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  15. Barking Spider18 July 2010 at 19:06

    Oh, "richard"..... where are you? :-P

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  16. Barking Spider18 July 2010 at 19:07

    And I'm just the village idiot! :-P

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  17. The Grim Reaper18 July 2010 at 19:49

    Disappointing. I'm still supporting Edward Michael Blinky Balls myself. (or Ed Cunt as he's known affectionately by a friend of mine)

    Terry Kelly - the gift that just keeps on giving.

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  18. Captain Haddock18 July 2010 at 19:52

    Ferk me ... it'd be like being taken over by Ectoplasm ....   :-D :-D

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  19. All Seeing Eye18 July 2010 at 20:12

    Nice one GOT, you 5th rater. Corrugated's on fire too at the moment with this.

    Popcorn, anyone?

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  20. Barking Spider18 July 2010 at 21:39

    Indeed, CH, or like being completely enveloped in shite! :-D :-D :-D

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  21. He's Spartacus19 July 2010 at 00:33

    GOT, It is thanks to you that I have recently become acquainted with the "colourful" Kommissar Kelly.

    He and I have recently conducted a highly informative correspondence.

    More later.

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  22. Dazed-and-Confused19 July 2010 at 00:40

    Where ever they perceive the apex of any moral high ground is to be found, Commie cretins like Kelly will be plating their flag.

    What with Kelly paying off his council house in cash, and Abbott sending her off spring to a fucking private school, their utter hypocrisy simply knows no bounds.

    Viva the revolution Comrades you pair of sanctimonious twats....

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  23. Me too....hee hee.   ;)

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  24. Just left a message on his comment thingy - let's see if he posts it...

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  25. The Grim Reaper19 July 2010 at 09:15

    He's a communist-socialist cunt. So there are two theories as to what he will do in this situation;

    (1) If he feels he can personally insult you in a reply to your comment, he will put it through moderation. Indeed, if he was using a comment system other than Blogger's standard one, he would probably be editing your comment as he went along. Once he puts it through moderation, he would proceed to insult you in some meek way.

    (2) If he doesn't feel he can respond in any way at all, and that not even an insult would be suitable, he will take the communist approach and merely delete it. Because if he deletes your comment, the comment never existed. And if it never existed, nobody ever said it. Negating any need to reply to it. The cunt.

    What's much harder is to lay odds on these options in case anyone fancied a flutter...

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  26. I'm a right-wing cunt who would give that milksop Genghis Khan a run for his money; the omens, I fear therefore, are not good. It was quite a reasonable comment too....

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  27. The Grim Reaper19 July 2010 at 11:25

    What a crying shame. This is why Right-wing and Libertarian bloggers (they're not necessarily the same thing, I'd say) will always do better than Left-wing ones. Comment moderation is far more relaxed and differing views are permitted.

    Gotty would allow the Cuntcillor to write on this blog and he wouldn't delete it. I'm certain of that. Would the same apply in reverse?

    Ooh look, a flying pig...

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  28. He chose Option (2). After careful deliberation, taking into account the various and many possibilities, with due care being taken to exhaust all other likely scenarios I am drawn inevitably to the conclusion that he is a communist-socialist cunt. Well done Grim Reaper

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  29. The Grim Reaper19 July 2010 at 13:12

    I take no pride from being right on that, believe me.

    Though if you're reading this Gotty, how long until he can get another serving up on ...Is A Cunt? That is, how long must there be between two cuntings of the same person?

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  30. STOP PRESS! He's published it so he chose Option (1) after all. So I withdraw my accusation that he is a communist-socialist cunt. From his reply I conclude that he is a stupid communist-socialist cunt.

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  31. The Grim Reaper19 July 2010 at 14:26

    He couldn't even muster up a decent insult to use against you.

    This, it would seem, is a particularly obnoxious and stupid breed of communist-socialist cunt we are dealing with.

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  32. Private Widdle19 July 2010 at 16:09

    I've just responded- without swearing, which believe me was difficult. There isn't another cunt in the known universe who boils my fucking piss so readily. Jesus H. Christ on a little pink tricycle, what a fucking monumentally stupid waste of oxygen this thick-as-mince cocksniffing porridge wog is.

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  33. Captain Haddock19 July 2010 at 18:33

    FFS .. the commie knob-cheese really has lost the plot ...

    This load of deluded crap in response to a post on his blog .. (the "Andrew" in question being "Brillo") ...


    Cllr Terry Kelly said...

    (Byeck) 12:05
    “Andrew” does not have any mates; if Labour wait to find a sympathetic media or a friendly interviewer then we will wait forever.

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  34. Aaaaarrrrgh!

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  35. No such thing as 'bloggers block' with a plentiful source like that always on tap

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  36. We're just providing a public service ASE, unpaid as well, unlike the salaried commie cuntcillor ;)

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  37. Diane Abbot ...... now there's someone who WOULD benefit [me] by wearing a burkha ;)

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  38. Excellent 'cut out and keep' guide to commie cuntcillor commenting ;)

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  39. Yep, that just about covers it ;)

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  40. Perhaps they don't get BBC News in jockanese commie cunt land!

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  41. don't know what the fuck this comment is doing down here Grim .... it should be way up there ^^^^^ somewhere

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  42. That's fucking right!

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  43. "<span>how long must there be between two cuntings of the same person"</span>
    Entirely depends what mood we're in Grim.
    So that'll be TK cunted again then .... however Tim Ireland might have to wait another few days otherwise I'll have to cosider changing the name of the blog ;) ;)

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  44. Nice work Caratacus ;)

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  45. Private Widdle20 July 2010 at 01:05

    You know what? I reckon it's a wind up. Nobody could be that fucking stupid. They know they're going to get their dole from iDave's "Coalition", so they're doing this as a piss-take. Cunts. Next time I go to "Em'braa" and see one of those "Anyone but England" T-shirts they sell, I'm going to buy one and set fire to the fucker in front of a porridge-wog po-lees as a fucking protest and dare the cuntwaft to arrest me. I'll have a fucking whale of a time persuading the "sherriff" (what kind of a piss-stain imitation of a justice system this side of a fucking B-movie starring Wallace Beery as a fucking mentally challenged mongoloid donkey riding cunt still has a fucking sherriff, eh?) that my 'uman rights have been fucking transgressed. Cunts. Kilty-kilty cold-bum porridge-wog sheep-felching jizz-wipes.   *phew* Feel better for that.

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  46. Private Widdle - I've just pressed the 'like' button. Wish there was a 'fucking loved it ' button. 

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  47. The Grim Reaper20 July 2010 at 10:44

    Give it a wider airing in its own blogpost if you want. I ain't stopping you. ;)

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  48. The Grim Reaper20 July 2010 at 10:47

    I'm still waiting for the next edition in his series about the best dictators in the world. My sources tell me that he's going to write a piece about how turned on he gets by studying the history of Josef Stalin and how he was actually misunderstood.

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  49. I might well do that ;)

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  50. I can hardly wait *fap, fap, fap*

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  51. Agreed. Fucking loved it!

    (i'll put that new 'button' on my wish list and I'm sure ASE will let me know if it's at all possible .... )

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  52. Private Widdle20 July 2010 at 16:29

    Thanks fellas- and would you believe it, Kelly has published my comments....

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  53. In some ways I would believe it, PW, due to the fact that he always checks in here first (presumably to get any 'head up' on what we're saying) before he decides to delete/moderate/reply. CS will confirm this is his M.O.

    Since he's had all this new found publicity I like to think that we've kind of 're-educated' him a little. Some might say forced' though, eh Terry ;)

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  54. Corrugated Soundbite20 July 2010 at 21:54

    I can indeed confirm, GOT & Private Widdle. His visits to my blog have calmed down over the last few days, but he'll be sniffing around. Along with his daughter. I dare say he stops by here regularly too ;)

    If he can simply dismiss you as stupid (his favourite trick) - he'll publish. If you dare mention the Iraq/Afghanistan wars - he'll accuse YOU of manipulating the dead to score points (HA!). If you soundly thrash him on every point he makes in one single comment, he'll never ever publish your comments again. Unless you change ID or he forgets you. 

    In short, he's pure SWP. Beyond all questioning. God only knows what lives in his thick-as-shit ward :-D

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  55. Send the fucker in!

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  56. Ginger haired fuckwits wearing kilts, drinking Irn Bru, and smoking Richmond on their way to the dole office. Probably.

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