Fuck BA.
It's low cost budget airlines for me, from now on, but there's so much choice.
Fuck Easyjet.
Fuck Ryan Air.
Fuck BMI Baby.
It's Avianova for me, from now on.
Haven't a bastard clue what they're saying in this advert and that infuriatingly catchy 70's style backing track* is a tad nauseating but who gives a flying fuck, they sure know how to keep their cockpits clean (fnarr) ;-)
*"It's Such A Good Night (Scoobidoo Love)" by Paul Rothman, if you're at all interested.
Can't wait to see the money grubbing Heathrow BA twats carrying on like that! Go on, Willy, tell 'em they can have their pay rise as long as they take their clothes off.....
ReplyDeleteAnd people still ask me " Why the fuck do you live in Eastern Europe " ?
ReplyDeleteEr, i have no fucking idea !
Now that's what I really call PR! This is not the product of the bullshit ridden world of PR in this country! Not the product of a "blue skies open all access" brainstorm by weedy little labour loving fuckers called Aleric and Tristram and bloody Giles with their nasty little wire glasses and mineral water and fucking tofu and fucking air conditioned atriums! No! This is whet we want! No holds barred full on in your face sexism dreamed up by some overweight body building alcoholic bling wearing Muscovite gangster with a coke habit and a glock 9mm in each sock! Well done Sergei, now get yourself over to the UK with a stack of Bolivian Marching Powder and a Kalashnikov and sort out BA!
ReplyDeleteSadly, Sergei, despite your fine efforts I would rather try to fly across the Grand Canyon in a rocket powered washing machine whilst being targeted by Stinger Ground to Air missiles than actually fly on a Russian airline!
Gildas the Monk
I've watched it 3 times and can't find any sexism!
ReplyDeleteDo you mean those blokes dressed up as firemen?
PS whilst eating a bucket load of Salmonella
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Well it's just finished me off that. Ace.
ReplyDelete*sweeping statement alert*
ReplyDeleteTrouble is there wouldn't be many worth looking at ....
most of the BA cabin crew are gayers.
Yeah right! ;)
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ReplyDeleteLovin' that description, so accurate. I should know, I've had to work with wankers like that ..... back in the day.
Just the 3 times Spackers? Are you sure?
ReplyDelete*fap, fap, fap*
I have the distinct impression that we might just have had an 'overshare' moment there.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Now i spend my time in contemplation and prayer, my son
ReplyDeleteI hate the bastards. though,
Gildas the Mild
"Fuck Easyjet." - It used to be one of theirs:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/shanair/4596365019/
Not sure I would trust Russian pilots flying a namby pamby Scarebus - I don't think they will handle the sort of punishment that Antonovs & Illushins take...
That should get a response from Oldrightie...
The kind of women that make you glad you're a man. And it is why this sexist nonsense has to stop, we'd all be happier for it - being ourselvers.
ReplyDeleteThis sexist stuff is really confusing.
RyanAir are a bunch of cunts, that much I know. BMI Baby, I've never had a problem with. If I'm only inside the emptied (and usually uncleaned) tins of beans they use as aeroplanes for an hour, I'm not too bothered.
ReplyDeleteSex and Airbus areoplanes. Story of my life once!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed Tinks, everything was fine until New Labour invented righteous fucktards. I just hope that Cleggeron manage to 'grow a pair' and fuck 'em all back off again.
ReplyDeleteTa for the pic MD but where have the loverlee laydees gone ?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you were right about OR then ;)
Ta for the pic MD but where have the loverlee laydees gone ?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you were right about OR then ;)
Eh up OR, I've had 236 emails (possibly) asking me to ask you 'what's that all about then?'
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I'm a sad fucker and still long for the return of the 'good ole days' of British Airways, 20 or 30 years ago. It ain't gonna happen though.
ReplyDeleteFuck 'em (again)
Amen to that GOT.
ReplyDeleteThere is such a lot that needs unravelling. we really all would be much happier for it.
Great soundtrack, might use it on my next porno flik.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S why Airbus pilots prefer the side stick instead of a conventional control column. Nothing to do with making space for map reading and eating your lunch, it's to make it easier for hanky panky.....
ReplyDeleteThere's no shortage of loverlee Russian laydees on certain, ahem, "adult" sites. It's just that I don't recognise any of them with clothes on.....
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