Thursday, 3 June 2010

McDonalds To Launch The New Gay Burger?

Oh for fuck's sake!

Whatever next?

What the fucketty fuck does it matter what sexuality you are when you take your lardy arse down to McDonalds for a previously IRA funding Big Mac?


Note that they didn't have the balls (fnarr) to air this advert in the States, it's in French but this version does have English sub titles though ........



."Do yer wanna get chocolate shake and mayo with that?"

*sigh*

18 comments:

  1. Wasn't that IRA angle debunked. IRA being 'individual retirement account' or something ? Big fuss in the press about it a few years ago so McDonalds explained it all then and it seemed to make sense.

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  2. what size do you embedd your utube clips?

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  3. I I were the gay I'd ask what the server was doing with his hand, with the plate held low and his back turned to me...

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  4. Captain Haddock3 June 2010 at 19:40

    Don't eat their "Mayo" for fucks sakes .. unless of course you enjoy re-cycled "man-fat" ..

    And don't even think about the custard ..

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  5. I'm sure they mean 'Gay Bugger', but of course I could be wrong.

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  6. He likes a big peice of meat but hes not so keen on the baps

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  7. I thought you meant a new burger. I was just waiting with baited breath to see what was in a "Gay Burger".

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  8. rinky stingpiece3 June 2010 at 22:18

    Sorry, should't it be a McSausage?

    ...or McChipolata in his case...

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  9. rinky stingpiece3 June 2010 at 22:32

    ...or if it's France, how about a McCoq for those mayo smeared chicken burgers?

    It's a weird move... there's no obvious marketing prompt for this... there are probably more moon-worshippers and negroes in France now than bombardiers de la boulevard bourneville.

    Some minorities goon has got hold of the steering wheel and embarrassed the policy into existence... and now it's going to embarrass it's way all the way back to their door to show them it, no doubt!

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  10. The Macdonalds jingle......

    'I've loved in it'

    Hence the soggy buns!

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  11. rinky stingpiece3 June 2010 at 23:09

    It's propaganda bordering on child abuse... doesn't really convince me much that the faggots who brought in the laws legalising sodomising 16-year-old boys are getting on for 60.

    Picture Chris Smith
    http://www.labourlist.org/uploads/thumbs/L_967a5bff-1351-c3c4-a913-b6925feec7c4.jpg
    buggering the life out of Josh Barry
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2995439/Josh-Barry-I-wont-join-boyband.html
    ...then you have a clear manifesto for limited liability paedophilia.

    Is it any coincidence the rise of boybands and new labour?!

    Forget ZOG and the NWO, the real conspiracy is the power of Tuppence Tyrants and Prepuce Pirates like Mandy.

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  12. rinky stingpiece3 June 2010 at 23:11

    'Josh said: "No, I won't let him have his own way. I think I'm more of a solo person so I'm going to have a crack at that."

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2995439/Josh-Barry-I-wont-join-boyband.html#ixzz0ppYhQzIs'

    speaks volumes, don't it...

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  13. That is a right puke-inducing turn-off

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  14. I think that's a lovely advert! It's "so bad that it's good" and was clearly designed to wind people up as much as anything and has clearly succeeded in that respect.

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  15. I can see them getting swamped with lesbians asking for a McMuffin.

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  16. I fuckin knew it !! That clown Ronald always had the look of a Marmite Tunneller about him. It's only a matter of time before they rename them "Gay Meals" and I dread to think what kind of toys will be in the boxes (the gay meal boxes that is). Would you like to GO LARGE on the turd burgler.

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  17. Captain Haddock4 June 2010 at 17:08

    Nice one "Billy" .. or possibly even .. Mc Bean-flickers" ... or a "Mc Chopper & chips" ..

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  18. rinky stingpiece4 June 2010 at 21:40

    Do you want pus and AIDS with that?

    Wadsworth's right though... it's lefty trolling...

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