Friday, 12 March 2010

Porn Gets My Vote

On the same day that Nick Smeg launched the Liberal Democrat election slogan, "Change that works for you. Building a fairer Britain.", it was also announced that Anna Arrowsmith, a porn film director, is to stand (ahem) for erection election as a member (ahem) of parliament.

Yes, that right.
She's the Liberal Demo-Twat candidate for Gravesham, Kunt Kent.


I thank you ;-)


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11 comments:

  1. Corrugated Soundbite12 March 2010 at 22:03

    Pity she cut her hair...

    I won't finish what I was about to say (*cough "groins") ;-)

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  2. Ampers12 March 2010 at 22:14

    What!!! With those teeth...

    Soundbite, are you mad!

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  3. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner12 March 2010 at 22:16

    What's this about hair?

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  4. Corrugated Soundbite12 March 2010 at 22:17

    There is an element of "tombstone" about her teeth, granted, Ampers...

    But I've had a drink. My eyesight is about as good as Gordon's right now ;-)

    I'll speak to you tomorrow afternoon after a few rashers of streaky and some milk ;-)

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  5. BTS12 March 2010 at 22:22

    Pity she appears to have cut her hair herself.

    With a knife.

    Sans mirror.

    She could do with some laser eye surgery as well..

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  6. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner12 March 2010 at 22:22

    Streaky....lol. What are you boys like?

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  7. Anonymous12 March 2010 at 22:27

    Looks like she's been dragged through a 'bush', backwards and that necklace looks like an Argos 'cheapy'. Well, it's certainly not a pearl one, anyway ;-)

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  8. microdave12 March 2010 at 23:16

    We're always complaining about the corrupt state of our politics. Perhaps we should do it the Italian way, then instead of Harridan Harperson as equalities minister we might get Mara Carfagna instead:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-564760/Former-topless-model-joins-Berlusconis-cabinet-Italys-equalities-minister.html

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  9. ZZ TOP said12 March 2010 at 23:40

    @ G.O.T. 22:27 "She Wants A Pearl Necklace."

    hangemall

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  10. Anonymous13 March 2010 at 16:56

    Face for radio that's for sure. Glad she was behind the camera anyway - small mercies.

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  11. Gobshite1 May 2010 at 20:33

    How do you 'direct' a porn film?

    "Go on Dave, stick it in there!"

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