I won't fucking marry you!
Even though our respective and indisputably glorious days of birth are very adjacent...... and we share the same birth sign...... and we have the same penchant for cuntishness with cuntitude.
But have a happy birthday anyway, you cunt ;-)
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He's a bit of a hunk, aint he!
ReplyDeleteObviously when I say 'hunk' I mean 'cunt'.
ReplyDeleteAs he is the single most unpleasant supporter of Snotty and Blinky I cannot feel warmth on the occasion of his dotage.
ReplyDeleteYou cock waivers are defo not united, are you? Still, Obo's a cunt with panash. (Reminder Yin, stay off the booze of a Saturday afty eh!)
ReplyDeleteWaivers??? God this shandy is strong, meant to write waivers. Obo's probably never written a waiver in his life.
ReplyDeleteBut he's such a nice boy. You could take him home to meet your mum.
ReplyDelete'But he's such a nice boy. You could take him home to meet your mum'
ReplyDeleteOr someones bum!
Gawd, I just can't imagine a bloke with teeth like that coming near me.
ReplyDeleteAside from my phobia, Happy Birthday Obo. You deserve it. :)
Hi GOT, funny post.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to Obo, and your's too!