New Labour toss pot, Paul Flynn will be in some what of a politically correct quandary over this one. He would love to attack smokers at every given opportunity, but to use another of New Labours most sainted of peoples in doing so would be seen as Socialist heresy...
If you do see this, then think carefully old Comrade, we wouldn't want you to have another stroke.
Funny stuff G.O.T. I don't care for smoking, but as long as It doesn't get blown in my face, I can live with it. I hope that Flynn bum sees it and pops his cork.
YEH.I see their logic.Long white things,with red ends.Known as fags.Something you put in your mouth. GENIUS.I bet Burnham is kicking himself he didn't think of it first.
either that, or a crafty one up the shitter.
ReplyDeleteNew Labour toss pot, Paul Flynn will be in some what of a politically correct quandary over this one. He would love to attack smokers at every given opportunity, but to use another of New Labours most sainted of peoples in doing so
ReplyDeletewould be seen as Socialist heresy...
If you do see this, then think carefully old Comrade, we wouldn't want you to have another stroke.
Dazed, I will have to crosspost it in the hope that when Flynn sees it he does have another stroke.
ReplyDeleteIf only this wasn't a spoof, the implications for freedom of speech are great.
ReplyDeleteMrs Dale will be smoking them by the fucking million if it was true.
The kid saying that he didn't want to be a cock magnet cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteIt did sort of put me off smoking...
ReplyDeleteNah, where's my tabs!
Funny stuff G.O.T. I don't care for smoking, but as long as It doesn't get blown in my face, I can live with it. I hope that Flynn bum sees it and pops his cork.
ReplyDeleteHa ha .. surely it only makes one Gay .. if one "smokes" other men ?
ReplyDeleteGreat spoof, sadly.
ReplyDeleteIain Dale must be on 3-packs a day!
ReplyDeleteWordVer: Cous-pimp
YEH.I see their logic.Long white things,with red ends.Known as fags.Something you put in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteGENIUS.I bet Burnham is kicking himself he didn't think of it first.
I'm confused. It says on the packet that Smoking Makes You Important.
ReplyDeleteOr did I misread it?